Ball Cap

Similar to the teabag, in this instance, the male places his genitals on top of the head of a female partner, (or a friend to be embarrassed). The balls rest on their head as if they were a cap, the penis of course is the Bill of the Ball Cap.

That asshole went out on a date with my sister, I came home and they were watching TV on my couch so i just gave him a ball cap.

by Littlelando17 January 21, 2009

purple headed mushroom cap meat sword

a slong, johnson, one-eyed monster, the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, kong, tube steak, wang, hoo-hoo dilly, bonky, rudusrod, fuck stick, frank and beans, salami, penis, male genitalia, cock, ding dong, dong, tally whacker, goober, poker, stick, rod, pole, skin flute, sly trombone, meat, gun, hose, winky, wanker, meat sword,

a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword, slong, johnson, one-eyed monster, the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, kong, tube steak, wang, hoo-hoo dilly, bonky, rudusrod, fuck stick, frank and beans, salami, penis, male genitalia, cock, ding dong, dong, tally whacker, goober, poker, stick, rod, pole, skin flute, sly trombone, meat, gun, hose, winky, wanker, meat sword,

by 12" dick and a dozen roses May 3, 2009

Nigga Cap [N-Cap]

A hat worn by a "nigga"; An urban style hat;

Before goin' to the club Tyrone had to put on his Nigga Cap N-Cap.

by Straight out the 603 October 4, 2006

Pen Cap Chew

A great song by one of the best bands ever, Nirvana. Kurt Cobain wrote it before Bleach, Nirvana's first album, and it was considered for it, but never made it in. Still a great song, though. Look it up on Youtube.

Lyrics to Pen Cap Chew.

Ummm, lies again
Ummm, mine
Ummm, mmmm

You go, you give, you get, you get to me
All the years of tyrants such an easy way to go
You go, you give, you get, you get to me
Time to struggle and the scaling of fingernails

Ummm, lies again
Ummm, mine
Ummm, mmmm

You're lonely

Waste your time by saying he was gullible
Give up all additions in there where it's cold
Push that gate, it is the age of red eye shame
Protest swine, go to jail, the travesty

Two minutes slow...slow...slow...oh

by Starchiiild Nirvana July 27, 2009

Dickhead Cap

Basically, it's a baseball cap, or any similar sort of hat worn by a chav. The majority of people who wear them are dickheads and the majority of dickheads wear them. A worse variety is a toerag cap, which is one worn backwards.

A Classic Dickhead Cap is a Baseball Cap in Burberry Check pattern.

by CaptainAHaB May 5, 2009

The bottle cap bandits

A great ska band located in myrtle beach, south carolina. They have won 3 Battle Of The Bands to date. They are bursting into the ska scene. With hits such as Memory, Rainy Day, and First Class Losers, They will never disapoint anyone who goes to a show.

Person 1: Let's go to the bottle cap bandits and skank
Person 2: Hellz yeah! They are so hep

by Theskankmaster October 1, 2006

Hard Cap

When a male awakes the morning after having sexual intercourse, also known as copulation or coitus, goes to urinate and finds a hard cap of female ejaculation incasing the head of his penis.

Stinky woke up Sunday morning with a really bad hard cap, he told me.

by Stinky Hard Cap January 18, 2009