Calicate

Adjective: experiencing pain, weakness, or nausea through lack of chocolate.

I ate chocolate for breakfast because my belly was too calicate.

by Christopher Junior Bus March 6, 2011

California Spliff

Noun - A blunt with both regs and dank buds rolled into it. Furthermore, usually smoked on a night when there is nothing better to do because you live in shitty Ohio.

Dudebro I really, really want a blunt but im a little low on Kush. Want to throw in your regs and make a "California Spliff"?

by The Dudebro's March 27, 2011

Calicub

Someone whom you are carrying a conversation with via text and all of the sudden they don't respond or take a long time to respond.

I was texting this beezy about the concert and then she went calicub on me.

by lostangel802001 April 2, 2011

California robot

A kid from California who basically lives at the skatepark. Usually amazing at park tricks.

damn that california robot just through down a tre flip back lip down the hubba.

by caliskater April 22, 2011

California Double Dog

When 2 or more dicks are put in an asshole at the same time, and while fucking little pieces of shit work there way out and they look like California raisins.

I got so drunk I gave a girl a California Double Dog.

by Captian Gouch January 9, 2011

Cali Jay

1. A joint that is rolled in California and is significantly larger than an average sized joint. A properly rolled Cali Jay will make many non-Californians too high to function.

Benny: "Dude, that Cali Jay got us so stoned last night!"

Keith: "Seriously man. I'm pretty sure that your cousin from Michigan is still high this morning."

Benny: "I'm pretty sure you are right. I saw him trying to eat a frozen pizza like five minutes ago."

by thesalvman October 26, 2011

Californiagitis

Californiagitis—wishing to be in a warm place, such as the west coast, when it’s cold outside. Thinking that the grass is greener when it really isn’t. Imagining girls in skimpy clothes and beach bums lounging on the sand all day, wishing that was you baking in the sun, and not being so far away, depressed and cold.

John must have californiagitis again because he keeps singing “California Dreamin.” All the leaves are brown and the sky is gray….

by wwestingit November 27, 2012