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boner blooper

The phenomena of your penis accidentally falling out of your boxers through the front opening of your boxers.
I was walking around in my house when I noticed part of my penis felt cooler than the rest. Silly me, I didn't buy the boxers with the button in the front. I had a boner blooper.
by mmolloy41 September 19, 2010
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freedom boner

when you get an erection from doing something epic or doing something that requires bad-mother-fucker-ness
zach and andrew were talking about basic training and after basic zach said he had a freedom boner
by mothafucka-jones August 4, 2012
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Bomer

Bomer (BOH-mer) Noun, Verb (Bomered, Bomering)
Bomer is the dark reflection of Homer Simpson. Whereas Homer is an excitable, simple-minded, happy-go-lucky character, Bomer is a morose, tragic individual, trapped forever in an endless cycle of self-hate and hard drug abuse. In his heroine-educed stupors, he often imagines his body twisting and deforming into inhuman, often monstrous shapes. His only escape is into his art. His deep, emotional self-portraits have been regarded as some of the greatest art of our generation. His unique, ever fluctuating style has attracted many imitators. His tragic visage has become an icon to the art world, and is used as a symbol of the artistic revolution.
I'm so inspired by Bomer, I spent all day drawing Bomers all over my physics homework.
by randalrapistmcgee April 26, 2011
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boner

When your wiener gets hard due to the rushing of blood into it. Happens usually when you are horny. Or when you first wake up in the morning.
The boy got a boner from watching porn
by buuuddy April 16, 2011
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Permanent Boner Syndrome

Commonly referred to as PBS, Permanent Boner Syndrome is a condition resulting from prolonged exposure to an exceptionally attractive woman, such as a Boner of the Month. It is marked by a gradual erection of the penis during such exposure until the penis achieves fully erect status. Symptoms include extreme tightness in pants, the inability to concentrate, the inability to stand, and an overall inability to function properly in society.

Once fully erect, the penis remains erect until ejaculation. Because the erection lasts and will not subside until ejaculation, it is categorized as permanent. Ejaculation can be accomplished 1 of 3 ways:
1) sexual intercourse with the actual woman that gave rise to the erection,
2) sexual intercourse with a different woman while thinking of the woman that gave rise to the erection, or
3) masturbation
Frank: Man that Mari in our con law class is smokin'
Jeff: Yeah, definitely Boner of the Month material
Frank: You don't even know. I gotta run home after every class to take care of my PBS
Jeff: Bro, you have to control your Permanent Boner Syndrome. It's ruining your life
by Franky Bananas March 7, 2009
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boner-be-gone

An object or act of a person that totally unarouses a guy. Someone or something that kills the mood. Something that makes you anti-horny. cockblock buzzkill
Rad: Hey, check out these hot girls on the computer.

K-Dogg: **walks by with buttcrack showing**

Rad: Aw come on dude, you're a boner-be-gone.
by Raditude December 17, 2008
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Boner Danica

Jim: "Hey, I got a new flat screen tv!"
Your Response: "BONER DANICA!"
by Dedd Sex-E June 28, 2009
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