Hibernating Bloody Polar Bear

A variation of the bloody polar bear.

In this scenario, one packs the bloody polar bear under a significant amount of snow. Come springtime, the snow will reveal a perfect bloody polar bear fresh and ready for use.

Michelle: Ashley you won't believe what i just found in the yard!

Ashley: Oh my god Michelle whatever could it be?

Michelle: The Bloody Polar Bear I buried in December!

Ashley: Say it isn't so! The infamous hibernating bloody polar bear!

by The Arctic Polar February 22, 2011

Bloody Mary wet dream

When you are sleep and you wake up to puking, shitting,pissing,and cumming all at the same time

Wow that Bloody Mary wet dream was a really nasty adventure

by Ghostpp32 January 25, 2021

crusty bloody clown frown

Waking up to find the dried residue of going down on a bitch from the night before, while on her period. Usually uniformed it was her rag time.

Man, I almost puked Sunday morning. When I woke up, the skin around my mouth was dry as fuck! I looked in the bathroom mirror and seen that my wife gave me a crusty bloody clown frown!

by laydo November 16, 2006

Bloody hole filled with sperm

see "Vagina"

Hey Billy, what happened to your mom? Her "cooter" looks like an inside out jelly donut.

by Kevin Logan June 20, 2003

Bangkok Bloody Mary

The act of drinking the menstral fluid from a women's vagina while performing cunnilingus.

The senetor's favorite thing to do with his mistress is the Bangkok Bloody Mary.

by dmore March 17, 2009

BLOODY TWITCHING PUSSY MUSCLE

The Act of Mutilating A Pussy muscle with A rusty nail,bUrnT coathanger,OR any indiginous FLAWED metal object in use for home abortions..resulting in a spasm of the inner vagina in addition to pouring blood and eventually death.

mary got knocked up by bobby and her friend told her about home abortions,she diligantly tried it and started screaming"oh my god, i got a blood twitching pussy muscle"soon after the incident she died,on her tomb ston it read "1982-2006-DIED OF BLOODY TWITCHING PUSSY MUSCLE" this is a more than common act in middle north america,korea,parts of southern europe and the entirity of russia

by CONCORD FREDRICK THE SICK MIND FROM HELL October 30, 2006

smokin hot bloody pupe

the natural bowel movement caused from an all-you-can-eat mexican buffet, when gallons of acid come screaming out your anus causing it to burn your anal hairs, while releasing the rest through your mouth

Smokin hot bloody pupe came rushing out of me after going down on my girlfriend and getting a mouthful of herpes

by wizard_of_xtc May 5, 2005