BASH THE BEANS

Male version of masturbation

Hey Honey...just off the bash the beans, be back in a second!

by ijzzlobber September 17, 2019

Slutty can of beans

this is usually not used as an insult. This sentence is used among hillbillies and rednecks to call each other sexy and//or arousing .

Brother: hey pork chop ;) , oh baby you really are a slutty can of beans.
Sister: thanks pumpkin pie, I could grind up on that red neck of yours all day.

by Priest Mike February 14, 2020

Molten Hershey Beads

The act when you put make Hershey kisses into a anal beads, then popping the kisses into the asshole, wait for its to become almost melted, then sucking the beads out of that chocolate starfish, and have a nice sweet treat with he/she.

“Hey Joe”
“Yeah peter”
“Wanna do molten hershey beads with me?”
“Sure peter, ill receive this time”

by Dow Jones Stock Market#3981 July 14, 2020

Holding my beans

Referencing Jack and The Beanstalk, ‘holding my beans’, means I’m saving my money and not spending it, in the hope of growing those beans into a lucrative beanstalk.

It can also be used to say that money is invested somewhere.

“Are you coming out after work?”
“No, I’m holding my beans.”

“Have you got a lot of savings?”
“No. My investments are holding my beans.”

by anonymous November 25, 2020

Sack of Green Beans

Yes. A type of Soda. They look like a pouch of muffins and think they have “swag”. You should never try to deal with a sack of green beans, because they lack common sense.

“At least I’m dating someone, you lonely sack of green beans”

by donderandblitzen December 1, 2020

south tweed bears

an nrl that consists of dick pics and toe sucking toes🥵

daddy do me a south tweed bears

by yeet me June 16, 2021

tanny boo bears gf

otherwise known as maverick the mc killas daughter, tia is a terrifying young girl. she’s 4’11 with glowing red eyes and devil horns. she’s so scary and growls a lot. if you see her run the other way. she may have about 300 others boyfriends but that doesn’t mean she’s nice. she’s terrifying and will def bite your ankels.

yo have you seen tia.
oh you mean tanny boo bears gf?? she’s the floating one with the glowing red eyes

by oneditectionsupremacytbh June 18, 2021