by Gaychel July 1, 2015

Indian river middle school is a peice of shit filled with hores and fake ass people the teachers are sexist and its fucking gross the water fountains are shit and so are the people and there ain't no thick girls
by Teagan Wynne March 28, 2020

Person one: "Have you seen that red-headed guy?"
Person two: "yeah, he's probably ratchet cause his nickname is River ribs"
Person two: "yeah, he's probably ratchet cause his nickname is River ribs"
by .:RiverIsFAKE:. June 18, 2014

River Jackson: He has a very Scientific mind from a young age, with philosophy and internet in nature in the world. A powerful Libra soul and especially confident person on the outside but busy and noisy on the inside.
He is a girl catcher and booty grabber, huge math guy and journalling lover, people bully him but learn they were wrong all along.
The best type of person to learn wisdom from.
He is a girl catcher and booty grabber, huge math guy and journalling lover, people bully him but learn they were wrong all along.
The best type of person to learn wisdom from.
by Jibbyblooblehotmath November 23, 2021

by RIP river October 24, 2020

def 1: a body of water that flows.
def 2: the middle child that annoys the heck out of his family because he's so negative. has horrible taste in most stuff and loves sauces a little too much.
def 3: a body of water that flows really hard.
def 2: the middle child that annoys the heck out of his family because he's so negative. has horrible taste in most stuff and loves sauces a little too much.
def 3: a body of water that flows really hard.
by khroma December 1, 2021

by Bigboydirtydan69 June 11, 2018
