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The big muddy river

When you pee in his/her butt and then pull out really fast, causing a mudslide in the process.
I told him to leggo my eggo, but he didn't, so I gave him The Big Muddy River.
by Gaychel July 1, 2015
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Indian River Middle School

Indian river middle school is a peice of shit filled with hores and fake ass people the teachers are sexist and its fucking gross the water fountains are shit and so are the people and there ain't no thick girls
by Teagan Wynne March 28, 2020
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river ribs

Person one: "Have you seen that red-headed guy?"
Person two: "yeah, he's probably ratchet cause his nickname is River ribs"
by .:RiverIsFAKE:. June 18, 2014
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River Jackson

River Jackson: He has a very Scientific mind from a young age, with philosophy and internet in nature in the world. A powerful Libra soul and especially confident person on the outside but busy and noisy on the inside.

He is a girl catcher and booty grabber, huge math guy and journalling lover, people bully him but learn they were wrong all along.

The best type of person to learn wisdom from.
That guy: River Jackson
"He's such a crazy cool character"

"I know he's so smart and hot"
by Jibbyblooblehotmath November 23, 2021
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RIP river effect

When your up river with no river
You'll be working with Unusable stuff, in other words, you'll have the rip river effect.
by RIP river October 24, 2020
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river

def 1: a body of water that flows.
def 2: the middle child that annoys the heck out of his family because he's so negative. has horrible taste in most stuff and loves sauces a little too much.
def 3: a body of water that flows really hard.
def 1&3: that river is pretty.

def 2: river stop being so negative.
by khroma December 1, 2021
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The Mississippi river

When you take a naked girl and pour any liquid from her boobs to her vigina and drink it
Hey I can’t hang out ima give my girl the Mississippi River
by Bigboydirtydan69 June 11, 2018
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