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faux finger banger

The Negative kind:
1) a guy who has really nice hands and looks like he should be amazing at fingering but he isn't because he:
a) doesn't go deep enough
b) doesn't go hard enough
c) just doesn't understand how it should be done
The Positive kind:
2) a guy who, from the look of his hands, that are generally small or with small fingers, shouldn't be good at fingering but he is because:
a) he plays guitar
b) he understands that just in-and-out isn't fingering
c) he has nice arms
1. Mindy: "I wish all guys with long fingers were good at fingering."
Lauren: "Yeah, its depressing that some many of them are just faux finger bangers."
2. "Paige, have you met that new guy? He is such a faux finger banger, I mean, his hands are like mine, but damnnnnn."
by April_Jocelyn23 November 10, 2005
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bangerrang

A punk rock band from Grand Rapids, Michigan, USA. They're a 2-man band with a guitarist/vocalist and a drummer. They play short fast sloppy songs usually about non-nonsensical and often vulgar topics, but sometimes they write serious songs promoting or celebrating anarchist ideals.
bob: Hey friend, I sure am in the mood for some good old fashioned punk rock music, any suggestions?

Randy: well Bob, if you want to jump around and drink a lot of PBR and get smelly, you should go to a Bangerrang concert.

Bob: oh really?

Randy: Bob, it's great fun. but remember to drink a lot ok?
by f3hjdjh229dd July 5, 2009
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Jemma Baker

the most wonderful girl in the world that everyone loves to be around because of her bubbly attitude. A funny girl who is also very pretty, some might say the most prettiest girl in the world. Jemma is also a very good actress, singer & dancer & also very funny. sweet & sexy with a great body, fun, has a sparkle in her eye and a laugh to make you smile. Genrally down to earth quiet girl at first but eventually her personality blossoms its a bubberley liveley fun girl that everyone is happy to be around
1: did you see Jemma Baker?
2: how couldn't i miss her, shes gorgeous
by worldsopinion December 5, 2011
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bankee

An annoying yankee asshole who thinks they can buy the world series championship every god damn year.
Derek Jeter supports being a bankee
by J4X0FF October 21, 2010
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Bakerboy

One Who Gets All The Females , Everyone Loves Him , Gets All The Poontang , Loves To Fight , Real NIgga , Loves Playing Basketball , He Raps And Sings . No ONe Can Compare .
Josiah Hargrove ,

" Hey Look At Bakerboy , That My Man , Awe Man You Are VERY Lucky '

" I Love Listening To Bakerboy Rap && Sing , He Makes Me Wet "
by Yung Juice July 31, 2012
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Balker

A balker is a big talker. Someone who "talks the talk but doesn't walk the walk." They've got a lot of plans they say they'll come through but never do. They say "yeah, we'll hang out soon" but also never come through.

"I'd like to chill with Ryan sometime. He always says we will...soon"

"Yeah so does every other girl. You know he's just a balker though, it's never gunna happen."
"I'd like to chill with Ryan sometime. He always says we will...soon"

"Yeah so does every other girl. You know he's just a balker though, it's never gunna happen."
by CollegegirlLiz February 10, 2014
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Baker

Baker is a term used to call someone a mistake, neglected, unloved/hated person who doesn’t live with there biological parents
Dude he is such a baker
by SiLFo February 13, 2018
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