bake sess-o

*Bake Sess-o*
(bake sess-o = smoke session)
- people getting together to smoke a huge fat ass nice amount of trees..usually at parties, or on 4:20..
*the best part about it though..is it doesn't matter how many people there are, where your at, or what day it is..as long as your blowing a fat ass super nice amount of weed..your having a bake sess-o..

"man..the party was fuckin live, everyone was there..we had a huge fat ass bake sess-o..everyone was blowing trees.."

by [TiFFers]myspace.com/xxtiffers June 28, 2009

Twice-Baked Potato

When excrement is purged from one person's rectum and subsequently placed/pushed into another person's. A third housing would result in a "thrice-baked".

The carpet would need a Dyson-style cleaning after the couple attempted the Twice-Baked Potato.

by MattonlyMoore July 20, 2009

baked all my beans

When a person has baked all your beans, they have annoyed you to the point of no return. You're done with them.

My girlfriend baked all my beans last night, so I'm going to break up with her.

by beanbaker December 12, 2018

shit bake

if you stick your face in somone elses ass crack you will more than lykly end up with shit bake.

i thought i was licking my girls pussy but it was her ass ring and now i have got shit bake for fuck sake!!!!

by jackman April 23, 2005

about to bake your ass

Insult someone, or go in on someone for something they are doing, wearing, etc

"Johnny your shirt's ugly as hell I'mma about to bake your ass"

by Jujomomo February 26, 2014

baking your own muffin

When a female is engaging in some sort of stimulus resulting in sexual arousal.

Comes from the show Workaholics.

"Jillian, I can't have you back here baking your own muffin to Dolph collages!"

by ragnarqk_ October 12, 2016

Baking up some deliciousness

The act of being awesome or preparing to be awesome.

1. When playing basketball and being in the zone, or generally unstoppable.
Use: "Ohh shit man! Did you see that? I'm baking up some fucking
deliciousness in this piece!"

2. When approximately 5 years of age and combining all of mother's
spice rack together with leftovers and mixing in a large bowl, said
with blissful oblivion and a huge grin.
Use: "Ohh shit mommy! I'm baking up some deliciousness for you and
daddy tonight!"

3. When eating so as to create excrement ideal for a practical joke.
Use: "Ohh shit man, gimme another bran muffin. I'm baking up some
deliciousness for Matt's pillow."

by Kid J January 9, 2009