Whack Attack

When one uncontrollably starts to infectiously giggle, seemingly about something simple. Even after brief stints of composure, the whack attack continues.

They got so high they had a 2 hour whack attack when the reporter accidentally said 'poop'...

by dap00man December 17, 2015

Black Attack

When a person (usually male) of non-African descent prefers to date/sleep with persons with African backgrounds.

Compare to "Asian Persuasion"

Guy A: "Is that Warren with another black girl? That's the third one he's dated in a row!"

Guy B: "Yeah man! Didn't you know he has the Black Attack?"

by Squirrel.X August 4, 2012

Max attack

to flip out to the max in a retarded manner

As i walk into biology class, i had a max attack

by MG69 February 16, 2010

[Yazz Attack]

A myspace kid, known well for having good hair and weird eyebrows.

'omg, have you seen yazz attack off myspace'

by Jackshitson December 22, 2008

Cyber Attack

A cyber attack is when a male masturbates using a pornographic aid from a computer (usually a laptop) reaching the point of climax then laying down his penis on the keyboard letting the jizz flow through the keys rendering the machine useless.

Friend 1) Hey can you look up something on your computer for me

Friend 2) No Friend 3 was at my house last night and cyber attacked my laptop, so now I can't use it

by mintyman9191 March 24, 2014

dumb attack

When somebody over reacts to something small/dumb/stupid.

OMG who turned off the fucking light, im going to kill someone for that BS. Man my pops was really having a DUMB ATTACK last night, cause i turned off the kitchen light

by teg96rs October 18, 2007

Vampire attack

when you put fake vampire teeth in your mouth and eat a girl out, during which the teeth become lost inside the vagina.

Joe- " Yo, Ted where are your vampire teeth?"

Ted - " Ugh, yo that bitch Jeremy lost em ina vampire attack yesterday."

by stoopid spick April 25, 2010