The BEST army to ever step foot on this planet. Unbeatable. It is also said that people who join the plankton army are said to have +1000 aura points. This HAS been scientifically proven.
by not_plankton January 11, 2025
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An elite male specimen who looks like he was genetically engineered by Greek gods and raised by Jordan Belfort.
He doesn’t walk, he arrives. The kind of man who makes other men question their masculinity, and women remember their unresolved daddy issues.
Can bench press your dad and probably taught your grandmother the family Lasagna recipe.
Fluent in sarcasm, style, and sexual seduction.
Has probably ghosted success because it wasn’t ambitious enough.
Synonyms: weaponized charm, endgame.
An elite male specimen who looks like he was genetically engineered by Greek gods and raised by Jordan Belfort.
He doesn’t walk, he arrives. The kind of man who makes other men question their masculinity, and women remember their unresolved daddy issues.
Can bench press your dad and probably taught your grandmother the family Lasagna recipe.
Fluent in sarcasm, style, and sexual seduction.
Has probably ghosted success because it wasn’t ambitious enough.
Synonyms: weaponized charm, endgame.
“Why does every Armie walk around like they know a secret about you?”
“Dude walked into the pitch meeting, closed $2 million, and left with the investor’s wife. Straight Armie behavior.”
"Did you see Armie benchpressed my mom and grandma after thanksgiving dinner last night?"
“Dude walked into the pitch meeting, closed $2 million, and left with the investor’s wife. Straight Armie behavior.”
"Did you see Armie benchpressed my mom and grandma after thanksgiving dinner last night?"
by Qatiqua August 1, 2025
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He’s not your man — he’s the main event.
Tells you he’s busy building an empire, but somehow still has time to watch your story and disappear again.
Calls it “protecting his peace” when he ghosts you for 3 weeks.
Never argues. Just calmly makes you feel like the crazy one.
His cologne? Regret and curiosity.
You’ll never replace him — just date people who remind you of him and fall short.
He’s not your man — he’s the main event.
Tells you he’s busy building an empire, but somehow still has time to watch your story and disappear again.
Calls it “protecting his peace” when he ghosts you for 3 weeks.
Never argues. Just calmly makes you feel like the crazy one.
His cologne? Regret and curiosity.
You’ll never replace him — just date people who remind you of him and fall short.
by Qatiqua August 1, 2025
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What the Clippy Army fails to understand is that YT is simply adapting to the Online Safety Acts being proposed or passed in several countries, and if they want this (universally despised) feature to be removed, they'll have to speak to governments, not to YouTube.
But that's the thing. Most of these guys are too young to vote anyway.
What the Clippy Army fails to understand is that YT is simply adapting to the Online Safety Acts being proposed or passed in several countries, and if they want this (universally despised) feature to be removed, they'll have to speak to governments, not to YouTube.
But that's the thing. Most of these guys are too young to vote anyway.
The rallying cry of the Clippy Army is that as much as Clippy was despised, he "only wanted to help, and he never stole your data." Yeah, tell that to a giant corporation and they'll just laugh at you. A government would laugh even more.
by Haywood Jablowme Ben Dover September 21, 2025
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Most important rule of maxi army? Keep a damn positive, anti-hater mindset.
Most important rule of maxi army? Keep a damn positive, anti-hater mindset.
by TheMaxiArmy February 11, 2025
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Korean celebrity wants to be sexy BTS girlfriend too in let’s viral this one ARMY who says BTS fake cry!! Like omg she hot and it is always sexy Jungkook. Mum don’t care about you, gentlemen.
by nanashom March 11, 2025
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