Alaskan Pizza Popper

When a human defecated inside a pizza pocket and/or pizza pops and freezes it for dinner.

"Hey babe, could you give me a Alaskan Pizza Popper?" -Woman
"Coming right out" -Male

by thegreatdaws November 16, 2023

Alaskan burger

When a giant bear buttfucks a human while another bear on the side receives oral from the human

Tod: have you seen Greg?

Jake: no, he died in an Alaskan burger.

by P000k!3 April 15, 2023

Alaskan Dicker-Slosh

This term is used when woman eats a mans testical while giving birth to a newborn baby.

Ooh, ALaskan Dicker-Slosh!

by JJSLIDA-JOYCONBOYZ November 29, 2023

Alaskan Boil

To freeze something

-How are you going to store the food?

-I'll throw it in the freezer, give it the good ol Alaskan Boil

by Lou Sassol December 6, 2022

Alaskan Water dragon

The Alaskan Water dragon is a sexual act that is primarily done on a women. The female fills your mouth up with water, while she’s giving you head. You jam your cock deep in your partners mouth as you finish and see the water and cum come out her nose.

Chloe wanted to try something new so we performed the Alaskan water dragon

by Thunder cock14 December 13, 2022

Alaskan Powerpull

Texting a girl “I can give you The Clap” in a flirty way and when you finish inside of her yell “I HAVE GONORRHEA!” But you really don’t

Yamari: “Yo I just gave this bad bitch an Alaskan Powerpull.”
Josh: “Woah no way! Totally tubular brodie!”

by annoying_ahh_lightskin821 December 13, 2022

Alaskan RockFall

Having someone stand behind you while you bend over and turbo shit in their face and let it droop down their body

Yo stand by that wall so i can Alaskan rockfall you

by rocklandslide2001 December 27, 2022