APE news

APE news is a dedicated news channel and competes with Rioters news and Gloomberg, to deliver the most depressing news available on the planet, quickly and painfully.

Jamie totally went bananas after watching APE news -- his commodities holdings were crashing big time

by Shizuma April 07, 2008

toilet apped

This is a technique used during the toilet time. You are bored, so you digged through some apps on the app store, and find a good toilet app. It's an app that interested you while on the toilet. Perhaps while shopping.

I toilet apped my phone again. I installed a few toilet apps.

by SpitfireZero79 May 06, 2016

Dry AP

Dry Ass Pussy. The opposite of a

WAP (Wet Ass Pussy)

Girl 1: i heard she has a dry AP
Girl 2: a what?
Girl 1: search it on urban dictionary you dumb bitch

by ae0ng August 09, 2021

you ape

(You ape) is basically calling someone athletic like a monkey

Hey go back to you're Country

There is no reason to be here you ape🐵

by Oski_parkour February 21, 2024

raging ape

Team name for fantasy football team whose owner likes to be on the receiving end in a dirty dolphin.

Team Owner: Ehhh Ehhh Ehhh. Thats a raging ape.

by Relatively Yours October 11, 2013

AP Language

a boring class that the teacher usually was a theater director. unless you like english or are a kiss ass you will hate the class

Cindy: "This class is the most boring thing I've taken."

Paul: "Is it AP Language?"

Cindy: "Yeah, how did you know?"

Paul: "You just said boring class"

by chipppppper May 27, 2021

Marshmallow ape

A racist term for a white male

Oh God damnit Henry I hate that marshmallow ape that lives next door

by The mans dictionary June 24, 2023