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cooper likes over-aged women

cooper is a 15 year old boy who likes over aged women because anytime he sees a woman of age 50+ he gets super hard and his massive wings allow him to fly over and rizz up the moderately grandma lookin ah woman
Cooper: oh my, I'm so hard for granny over there.
Kacy: NOOOO COOPER YOU HAVE TO RESIST, SHE HAS NO ASS, IT'S ALL WRINKLY
Cooper: I can't I'm flying over to her right now.
Granny: well hello there young man, you should CUM back to my place.
Kacy:''calls Lelan'' Bro I think cooper likes over-aged women way too much
by CraZYDuck25 February 3, 2025
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Age Dreaming

A form of age regression wherein one’s behaviors regress to those of a child’s while their present mindset remains non-regressed

Often abbreviated to Agedre
Person 1: Why are you wearing a onesie and watching cartoons?
Person 2: I'm age dreaming! It helps me de-stress.
by thisvexesme July 11, 2025
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Mirrored Age

The period starting around the late 2000s and ending with the Trump presidency. Evoking the Gilded Age, the term underscores the rampant tech idealism of the time, which ushered in drone warfare, platform capitalism, Amazon and the retailocalypse, and the

collection and sale of individuals' data (often with their assistance such as with the Ring scandal). Also of note: The paradoxical normalization/ encouragement of narcissistic behavior and the death of privacy (and thus certain modes of self-determination); the rise of a cyborgian mystical-scientific-sycretic wellness culture alongside inflated healthcare costs; the replacement of social movements with personal reckonings and managing your brand; echo chambers; the favoring of creative production that is archival or highly reflexive / referential; endless navel-gazey commentary.
"After the protests started, Chad sent me $5 on venmo bc white fragility?? I called him out and now he's in a shame spiral that helps nobody."
"God, we need to get out of the Mirrored Age."
by poocsytipoop January 21, 2021
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CTS my age old 75

BRM5 (Blackhawk Rescue Mission 5) added Zombie mode and a dude (who shalt not be named) said this in response to someone asking him how long he has been playing the game. Afterwards he almost died to a zombie horde.
#1
Person A: Hey so how long have you been playing any game
Person B: CTS my age old 75

#2
Person A: ongoing conversation
Person B: CTS my age old 75 btw @everyone
by fujiwaranomina November 24, 2025
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thumb sucking at an old age

when you still suck your thumb at an old age such as 5-11
me: I suck my thumb. Them: oh so u have a thumb sucking at an old age me: yes
by JON DOH7487387847847 March 31, 2022
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age of youth

Also known as "Hello, My Twenties!"
Best k-drama that Korea ever produced.

Synopsis: A slice-of-life story about five college students who connect over the growing pains in their youth.

Really deep, really sad, really funny, really domestic, really REAL.
X: wow, what k-drama should I watch next?
Y: try Age Of Youth! It's the best!
(one night later)
X: oh my God! I finished it already, I couldn't stop watching!
by peach sissy August 16, 2017
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