Turtle Job

This is most often done in backwoods(Redneck) areas as a leisure game. Two guys go down to the creek and capture a snapping turtle they take it and put on a tree stump and scare it into its shell. They then proceed to spin it until they don't know which side is which. They then each stick their dick in a different end. Whoever comes out of it without their cock bit off is of course the winner.
Bo: Cletus, you here Jeffro and Ezekiel did a turtle job?
Cletus: Those crazy mother fuckers.
by Ubuntu Drag0n May 16, 2010
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Turtle Sauce

noun or adj.

a place or group of people, in which the majority of the those present are male

Example without using word: This party is turning into a total sausage fest.

Derivitive:
total sasauge fest

total sasuage - uage = total sas

total sas = turtle sauce
Dude, this party is so turtle sauce.

If any more guys come to this dance, I'm going to bounce, its turning into a turtle sauce.

by negrodamusstillpimpin March 31, 2008
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Greasy Turtle

by StarchnSpike December 15, 2018
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Speedy the Turtle

The saddest turtle in the world. Lives in the basement of the Cunha residence. Even in harsh times such as Winter with no heat. Its home is a small plastic container hardly bigger than the length of this keyboard which I am typing on. If you tap on its shell it tries to swim away but to no avail for it is trapped for all eternity.
Wow you are sad, like Speedy the Turtle.
by King of Turtles January 18, 2005
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Red Turtle

The fecal matter that protrudes out the bum after anal intercours.
"That tasted like a red turtle."
by Sphincter Assfucker November 23, 2007
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turtle head

a popping turd out of the anus screaming and punishing you because you didnt take the time to shit this morning
whats his problem today? i dunno. he must have a turtle head
by dundlegrundleberrycherry February 26, 2003
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turtle-javier

turtle-javier has crabs
by alissaaaaaa July 13, 2009
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