vagina monster

One who has mastered the art of the clitoris
pussy twat eater master pleaser the man

John" ahhh, catch your breath first, but was it good?...."
Tiffany " babe, you're the vagina monster!"

by Jewbacabra November 14, 2015

Cookie Monster

The most aggressive form of eating. (Verb)

1. To demolish any type of edible item in an enthusiastic and violent fashion.

2. Displaying the utmost excitement and appetite for any form of sexual activity.

"When those cookies are finished baking, I'm going to cookie monster that shit!"

"I'm so hungry, I could cookie monster a horse!"

"Dude, that chick is so hot, I want to cookie monster her ass!"

"Her pussy was so sweet, I cookie monstered it for hours."

by knight_sliver August 10, 2014

Spaghetti monster

Italian codardo who has no understanding of the country he resides in. Sometimes codardo con la barba but he can be senza barba. Assume he’s from the south of Italy due to his incoherent linguistic skills and understanding of the world. Codardo.

Ciao spaghetti monster! Tu sei un codardo.

by Barba rossa March 27, 2020

Trash Monster

1. A dirty, non-good, terrible, vile, stupid, and disgusting person. A Trash Monster has zero redeemable qualities. This is the worst insult you can use on a person.

2. A person who has wronged you in some way and so you lash out at them combining two insults into one, less insulting insult.

Me: WHY are you going to attack the innkeeper? Just have someone ask to lower the price.
My (supposed) friend: Nah I want to get a free room *hits self in balls trying to hit the inkeeper*
Me: You Trash Monster.

by Soulful_Gingee December 23, 2018

munchy monster

when you have the munchies and out of food, so you call up a friend or someone you sorta know and offer to smoke him up if he brings a pizza..

munchy monster: ring, ring..
random dude: yeah
mm: sup pimpin'.. wanna get blazed??
rd: hellz yeah
mm: aight.. loadin the bong right now.. oh yeah bring pizza.. ::click::
rd: dam munchy monster

by cleverati May 14, 2008

Honky monster

A white mans large dick noun

He showed his honky monster to her.

by Txpud63 March 9, 2020

Ginie Monster

Your Creepy uncle says that its not him touching you, its the "Ginie Monster"

Dont worry sweetie, its just the ginie monster. I will protect you. Take off your pants.

by jhhelll January 9, 2011