Jim crackcorn I EYE phone

A JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE IS A HALF HUMAN WHO SPENDS ALOT OF MONEY ON A BRAND

For example a JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE WILL LICK THE I EYE PHONE TILL ITS NICELY MOIST THEN SET IT TO VIBRATE AND RAM IT INTO HIS ASSHOLE WHILE BANGING HIS NEIGHBOURS WALL AND SCREAMING FOR A HAIR TRANSPLANT

by 11williams11 April 5, 2021

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Garlic Jim

A sexual act where the male covers his genitals in garlic butter before beginning coitus

He gave her a Garlic Jim after they got done with their pizza.

by anonymous February 21, 2024

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jim crowpublican

Republicans that aren't real conservatives, but seem to be holding up Jim Crow-ism highly.

He isn't a real conservative any longer. He's a racist that we call Jim Crowpublican.

by AnotherAlias May 12, 2021

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Jim cantore

The display meant for Jim Cantore most likely didn't come from somebody who was actually from Louisiana, it most likely came from somebody out of state, just like he's from out of state.

One person from out of state telling another to stay out of that state is almost the worst kind of hypocrisy there is, the worst being somebody who's not even from that state telling somebody from that state to stay out. People don't love Jim Cantore, they need to quit lying to him, especially since most of them dont know him personally and never met the guy. Seeing someone on a video on the internet isnt knowing them any more than seeing someone on TV or hearing them on the radio is knowing them.

by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020

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Jim

A Jim seems predictable but once you get to know him he’s a mystery. Jim can rock a mean ‘stache. But there is that rare Jim that is super unique and a little on the crazy side but also super creative and handsome. Jim has a good sense of humor. Jim is talented. Jim seems Vanilla until you find out he’s artistic and creative and smart. Jim is tall usually 6 feet. Jim has big feet. Jim’s either the goodest person you’ve ever met or the worst person you’ve ever met. The goodest of Jims have a big heart and would do anything for anyone and love to serve Justice. When you find a Jim be good to him because he’ll be super good to you and treat you like royalty. But don’t get on Jim’s bad side… because once you get on Jim’s bad side you’re there for life.

What’s wrong with that guy? Oh he’s on Jim’s bad list.

Wow that guy is super nice! What’s his name? Jim!

Wow!! That tall guy is pretty talented! yeah! That’s because he’s a Jim!

That guy rocks a mean ‘stache! Well that’s because he’s Jim!

Wow I thought this guy was super vanilla but it turns out he’s a real Jim!

by sunkissedguitar November 22, 2023

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