Skip to main content

Flat Noodle

Mysoginist and derogatory term used especially in Incel forums and image boards to refer to Asian women.
Paul called Kim a "flat noodle" for not going out with him, so we kicked him off of our friend group
by v-kyun October 4, 2022
mugGet the Flat Noodle mug.

Flat is justice

It's true though. Flat IS justice, anyone who says otherwise clearly doesn't get the appeal. It's elegant, it's understated, what else can I say? No, I'm not trolling. I frankly don't care if not a single man in the world shares my preferences, flat is justice and that's a fact!
Imagine liking bouncy, buxom, full-figured breasts, like ew. Flat ass and tits are MUCH more elegant looking (not too flat though). Flat is justice.
mugGet the Flat is justice mug.

Flat

Alexis is so flat bruh.
by Strangerthingfan123 February 27, 2020
mugGet the Flat mug.

Flat

Bro, look at these new kicks! Nah bruh, those sneakers are flat.
by fjstamp March 23, 2019
mugGet the Flat mug.

Flat earth plane, The

=) The flat earth plane of existence.

=) this is what the main world is made of (with), it comes at a cost of knowing over believing what other's (other the God has help craft my creation upon this Flat Earth Plane of existence) has has/are showing them, yet, if you look at the slide of hand, then and only then will you be knowing the da jury truth A.K.A. never of (with) a de facto truth.

=) Life's about perception, that is how you find the meaning in life; and yet it is only closer to the what is the meaning of life…. ….yet, one must know that they are to become in order too be being the higher truths.

=) Just as the same as the water plane (The ocean) fire plane (hell/the Sun at its Job)
=) Flat Earth Plane, The , of existence, is one of the hardest places to be being un(into)to this God given Plane of existence; so, what is it, "God Given, A.K.A. da jury truth / sovereignty

=) Today God said "let their be light( yet tHEy, said more with their Silence than they did Their words, where in their silence was the rest of themselves; A place called heaven.);" this world of Earth of (with) being round is that of what it means to have(hath) a shape of a (Spear of (with) Ear) sphere by the actions of being do you have (hath) a spHERe

=) some would say that what they are told/being put under a spell (Entering the plane of existence of words), dose the same as one, to be un (in) the Air Plane only by means of an Airplane.
by Craigvalue nova April 1, 2022
mugGet the Flat earth plane, The mug.

B-flat Armored Clarinet

A name for the straight-belled soprano saxophone owing to its similarity to a metal clarinet.
Sam's ok on the alto-sax but he can tear up the b-flat armored clarinet.
by Sir-Hops-A-Lot February 14, 2021
mugGet the B-flat Armored Clarinet mug.

Flat Earther

A piece of junk that lacks common knowledge and is an overall fucking dumbass
Oh your a Flat Earther? you should be saying your a dumbass.
by wower321322 November 16, 2023
mugGet the Flat Earther mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email