A male who is as strong as a baby gorilla and has a mullet. Can deadlift over 500lbs but can’t squat. Funny dude and prefers chocolate pudding over vanilla. Burps into girls mouths when kissing them. If in a war type of situation his fart can kill the mightiest of men. You’ll always catch him with a protein shake and memes. Takes forever to have him leave his house to take him to school. All ladies want him.
by GmoneyFIn February 01, 2020
Literally the dumbest mother fucker on the planet. Thinks he’s the shit but is really a beta male that mooches off of alpha males. Has a lifestyle revolving around memes and is probably in a chart school.
by Areyoufeelinitnowmrkrabs May 24, 2019
A term used in place of "That's What She Said". Typically used when anything of a sexy, immoral, creeper, or immature nature appears. Commonly used as an alternative to perverted. Normally used to describe a close, perverted, "ladies-man". Name does not have to be Jacob. Should not be used to describe yourself.
*Picture of a sexy girl in a bikini appears*
Person: "Ooh Jacob."
*Friend admires a cute girl passing by*
Person: "Ooh Jacob."
Person: "Ooh Jacob."
*Friend admires a cute girl passing by*
Person: "Ooh Jacob."
by Shernona June 12, 2010
Timothy Jacob is such an attention whore.
by Boss nicca December 01, 2015
by 109897654324 August 16, 2021
A guy who is always there for you. He will make you laugh no matter what. He can make anything funny and loves music. I he dosnt date you than he will be like a brother to you.
Jacob Markowski is like a brother to me.
I could talk to Jacob Markowski all night and he would listen.
When i was feeling down Jacob Markowski made me laugh
I could talk to Jacob Markowski all night and he would listen.
When i was feeling down Jacob Markowski made me laugh
by Jmoran1999 October 30, 2013
Jacob Tomlinson is beast
by The icon/beast September 02, 2021