Man-child

it basically means you the fuckin' man. get mad bitches as well. get hype lets get it

This dude's a straight man-child.

Forreallzz, you right as crap

by joneyappleseed August 20, 2009

kool-aid man

A giant talking bowl of puppies blood who gets off on busting through people's walls and screaming "Oh Yeah!"
He enjoys being drank by kids. Strange? I couldn't agree more.....

"So how's your day goin'"
"Not so fuckin' good!"
"How come?"
"Some giant bowl of puppies blood burst through the wall and raped my entire family!"
"I wasn't filled with puppie blood!"
"Wait you're the kool-aid man? "You dirty motherfucker!"

by Tyson S. August 17, 2007

trash man

One who enjoys making a "deposit" in a girl called the cum dumpster, or landfill for short

Paul: Where's Scott?
John: Probably taking out the trash
Paul: Oh, he's with the cum dump
John: Ya, he's such a trash man

by PREE September 3, 2008

Oatmeal Man

Someone who has skin that has the consistency of oatmeal. See also Charlie and day-old oatmeal.

Charlie is the Oatmeal Man.

by My Hibachi April 18, 2006

poor man's menses

1. When a man is a fiend for having sex whilst the woman is on the rag, but cannot find himself a menstruating woman, he secretly squirts ketchup into the woman's vaginal canal before sex.

2. When a man's girlfriend is not on the pill, and he wants to cum inside her when she isn't actually on the rag. He secretly squirts ketchup inside her vaginal canal whilst she sleeps so she wakes up thinking she has her period.

Woman: "My entire reproductive tract is ruined from poor man's menses".

- or -

Woman: "I don't know how I keep getting pregnant while I'm on the rag!"
Man: "Maybe it's all the poor man's menses I've been squirting inside you?"

- or -

Abortionist: "What the hell is that??"
Woman: "Poor man's menses and a week-old fetus?"

- or -

OBGYN: "What the hell is that?"
Woman: "I don't know, but it goes great with french fries!"

- or -

OBGYN: "Damn, this goes well with french fries!"

by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003

black mans cock

a dick that is more then 12 inches that is found on black men

did you know a black mans cock hangs from the side of his legs that look like a giant tumor

by TiTyRon January 16, 2010

Angry black man

1. Samuel L. Jackson (in practically every movie)

2. All sodas from a soda fountain mixd equally together(no diet soda, and its not supposed to taste like bubblegum.)

3.Some guy in Universewars/hobowars

1. "yes they deserve to die, and i hoe they burn in hell!"

2. "yo bartender make me an Angry Black Man.

3. "he likes white boys"

by Nikolai Diavlo December 13, 2006