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i'll sit on your face

When someone irritates you or when you want to threat someone
by Margol March 16, 2005
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I spit on your grave

A beautiful movie about 4 sexy rapists who rape a girl named Jennifer brutally and make it look sexy and hot. Then she kills them :(
Johnny: hey Andy , wanna watch I spit on your grave
Andy: Sure Johnny!
by Daddyandy123 January 22, 2021
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your mom goes to college

you guys are retarded kip did not start it, its from the ages of when college was made for younger ppls, and if your mom or parent was in college it ment she was retarded and couldn't get out. However now a days older ppl are free to join colleges so its whole burn factor is gone.
idiot 1: your mom goes to college!
kool kid: ya i know she's getting her PHd.
idiot 2: i wish my mom was smart.
idiot 1: ya maybe then you could come up with a burn.
by CCFHKCBK October 18, 2008
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Get your dick Straight

Sort of like "Get your shit together." Means you need to fix something or get better at doing something. Only complete thugs/ballers can use this without sounding gay.
Guy A: "damn dude, I can't figure out how to get our internet to work."
Guy B: "Well you need to get your dick straight."

Guy X: "Damn I just messed up three serves in a row"
Guy Y: "Get your dick straight, bro."
by CodyfromPcola February 3, 2010
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Get did for your bogans!

When you own someone so hard, they have to give you their bogans.
When Bill woke up from a hard night of boozing, he found out his friends smoked all of his cigs. Then he looked around for his bogans. After ten minutes he asked his friends if they had seen them(who obviously had, and smoked them all); and all of his friends said, "GET DID FOR YOUR BOGANS!!!!"
by ThatsThatNigga September 14, 2010
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bake your mom in the oven

The threat to bake one's mom in an oven, usually to get something done for you.
If you don't give me a ride to the BK Lounge, I'll bake your mom in the oven.
by quox June 20, 2006
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Doing an activity that is pointless, A Waste of time, Doing something that achieves nothing.
"I think she likes me."

"Dude, she's a prick tease you're just washing your dick in the sink."
by Marty Mac23 November 2, 2013
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