The process of a male human having intercourse with another male human, who has a fleshlight up his anal cavity making him gay and not gay at the same time
by Mr.Kainn March 11, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's Sexmug. by Reeeeman2021 June 14, 2021
Get the sex monkemug. by xBlueDustx November 3, 2020
Get the Sexmug. A type of handcuff that can just be a fuzzy outline on a normal pair of handcuffs or it can be a piece of leather like a wrist/ankle-sized belt that has a fluffy inner lining.
It is normally used on a woman.
There are hand ones that have a 3 to 4-inch metal chain connecting them and there are ankle ones that have a 10-15 inch chain the fact that the ankle one is 10-15 inches is that you can loop it around the hand ones and it can connect the ankle to wrists/hands just like a hogtie.
It is normally used on a woman.
There are hand ones that have a 3 to 4-inch metal chain connecting them and there are ankle ones that have a 10-15 inch chain the fact that the ankle one is 10-15 inches is that you can loop it around the hand ones and it can connect the ankle to wrists/hands just like a hogtie.
What did you do last night, oh well my boyfriend put me in Sex cuffs and we did the dirty for a while then after we were done he hogtied me with the ankle and wrist cuffs connected so my feet were almost touching my back and my hands were touching my feet he than tickled me and licked my feet at the end of it he left me hogtied overnight because he fell asleep and then I fell asleep from all the fun we had I woke I was freeking out because I was hogtied but than he walked in and saw me trying to get out and said aww how cute and he took a picture and then untied me. It was the funist night of my life.
by sir pablo the 3rd March 12, 2022
Get the Sex cuffsmug. I was sitting in first hour when my teacher Mr. Gansheroff was passing out grades on our latest test. When he gave me my test, I was apalled. I had an F! Also on the test there was a little note in red ink that said, “See me after class.”
And so, after the bell rang, I went up to Mr. Gansheroff. He just looked at me and said, “Yes?”
“Uh-uh-uh…your note said for me to see you after class?” I stuttered.
“Ah yes. You know…there is one certain way I like to use on especially pretty girls.” He smirked at me and I blushed, gulped, and held my breath. It is true that I have D cup melon boobs, a bubble butt, and an hourglass figure.
“W-w-w-what is it?” I asked.
He replied, “Hold on.” He opened his drawer and reached into it. He pulled out a paddle and a freaking vibrator!
I spoke pointing at the vibrator, “Is that…”
“Don’t worry,” Mr. Gansheroff interrupted. “ I don’t have a 2nd or 3rd hour.”
“That…wasn’t what I was asking. I was asking is that vibrator.”
“Oh yeah.”
I blankly stared at the vibrator. Before I knew it, Mr. Gansheroff slammed me up against the wall by the neck and started kissing me real hard with his tongue all the way down my throat. I was actually aroused. I decided to see how far I can get my tongue in his mouth.
Sex
And so, after the bell rang, I went up to Mr. Gansheroff. He just looked at me and said, “Yes?”
“Uh-uh-uh…your note said for me to see you after class?” I stuttered.
“Ah yes. You know…there is one certain way I like to use on especially pretty girls.” He smirked at me and I blushed, gulped, and held my breath. It is true that I have D cup melon boobs, a bubble butt, and an hourglass figure.
“W-w-w-what is it?” I asked.
He replied, “Hold on.” He opened his drawer and reached into it. He pulled out a paddle and a freaking vibrator!
I spoke pointing at the vibrator, “Is that…”
“Don’t worry,” Mr. Gansheroff interrupted. “ I don’t have a 2nd or 3rd hour.”
“That…wasn’t what I was asking. I was asking is that vibrator.”
“Oh yeah.”
I blankly stared at the vibrator. Before I knew it, Mr. Gansheroff slammed me up against the wall by the neck and started kissing me real hard with his tongue all the way down my throat. I was actually aroused. I decided to see how far I can get my tongue in his mouth.
Sex
by PrettyNTough December 1, 2023
Get the Sexmug. To have a vape shesh with the boys in a public school bathroom.
Commonly used in the northern Wisconsin region.
Commonly used in the northern Wisconsin region.
by Mr. Builder January 30, 2024
Get the Sexmug. Another term for Wireless power-sharing, the idea being that when two phones are sharing power, they're actually having "phone sex" with eachother, the one giving power being the male, and the one receiving it being the female.
Bro 1: Hey bro, my phone is low, can you turn on your wireless power sharing?
Bro 2: Ew, my phone doesn't consent to phone sex..
Bro 1: But you're the male..?
Bro 2: you ain't robbing my battery life with your phone orgy's get lost
bro 1: *sobs*
Bro 2: Ew, my phone doesn't consent to phone sex..
Bro 1: But you're the male..?
Bro 2: you ain't robbing my battery life with your phone orgy's get lost
bro 1: *sobs*
by SICKPIGS February 15, 2025
Get the Phone Sexmug.