"Look at this person behind me, right up my arse- close enough to have road sex( didn't even buy me a drink first)"
by Martyn71 May 14, 2025

Parrots mock your words. and are annoying. A sex parrot is a single person/persons that have terrible sex with the same person over and over. Irritating the other partner in the intercore.
by NOT Cameron ;) May 2, 2012

When you are in a relationship and have sex with someone other than your partner/spouse. The reason it's secret sex is because if your partner or spouse finds out. YOU! ARE! SCREWED!
Although I'm married, I had secret sex with some French girl last night. Hope my misses doesn't find out!
by LordJenal November 16, 2023

by AMOGUS445 June 25, 2025

Sex is where you uhhhhh i forgor
by YourDrunkkUnclee September 21, 2023

1: sex?
2: ew no
1: no the other sex
2: oh im pansexual
1: the other one
2: oh im a girl
1:...
1: send nudes
2: ew no
1: no the other sex
2: oh im pansexual
1: the other one
2: oh im a girl
1:...
1: send nudes
by Tom Is So Fucking Cool B) September 29, 2021

I had sex with my math teacher
by Your local hanako simp September 15, 2021
