Can I have the last cookie

Can I have the last cookie

Can I have the last cookie ?

by Bgdthethnytne August 19, 2019

i have a big c cret

A massive cock

"I have a big secret..."
"What is it?"
"Its a 'C' cret."
"Huh?"
"For fucks sake it's a COCK!!!!!! A 'C' cret youngucking cunt!!!!"

I have a big c cret is usually associated with big cocks

by Stupid cock June 30, 2017

i don't give a brass razoo

A saying when you don't care. Similar to "I don't give a shit" or "I don't give a fuck"

Girl 1: "I think she's jealous"
Girl 2: "Oh I don't give a brass razoo!"

by finalllyfree December 27, 2016

i wanna meet juice wrld

The term "I wanna meet Juice WRLD" means somebody wants to kill themselves.

Girl: I wanna meet juice WRLD so badly.

Boy: You can't see him, he wants you to be here.

by Jadeʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ August 19, 2020

B i c t h

And in that order

She is a Bitch.B i c t h ..... and in

by Katy’s November 3, 2019

I Like Things Just the Way They Are

I like things just the way they are
Don't redefine marriage, you're going too far
Life begins as a precious stem cell
I know how to empty that jail
'Cause I'm done paying your sorry rent
Time for some more capital punishment

Let's just keep everything the same
Gonna pray at the start of every football game
You lefties have just taken things too far
So leave it alone
'Cause I like things just the way they are

I like things just the way they were
You could smoke in restaurants and wear fur
You shoot some men up into space
And everyone knew their rightful place
We won wars and we stood strong
We knew what was right and what was wrong

Let's just keep everything the same
Gonna pray at the start of every football game
You lefties have just taken things too far
So leave it alone
'Cause I like things just the way they are

I like cool country mornings
Spray cheese in my mouth
Let's keep everything pure
Just like the South

Let's just keep everything the same
Gonna pray at the start of every football game
You lefties have just taken things too far
So leave it alone
'Cause I like things just the way they are

Yeah, I like things
Just the way they are

by Death Menace June 29, 2022

I don't give a flip kitty

The opposite end of the career spectrum from a script kitty. The "I thought this interview was for an architect position. The code I write is so profound that learning a new language, or at least cutting and pasting snippets from an approved library is worth it. Don't you want me to focus on, you know, the technical problems?" kind of person.

Dawg, why he bounce from the interview? Yo, I ask him how to write a for loop and he just get up and walk off. Grabbed my 40 outta my hand drank it and just walked off. Pissed on the tire of my ride while he waited for his Uber. Dammm, bro, that dude a I don't give a flip kitty.

by celnav January 26, 2022