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Girl ain't got no dick

describes a bitchy girl who is hyper uptight or neurotic because she hasn't had sexual intercourse in a very long time.

a cry for help against the indifferent universe by futilely stating the obvious, ie, that a girl has no male organ.
"Dang, why is she going ballistic on all her co-workers?"
"Girl ain't got no dick, that's why."

A gang beat up a nerd in Baltimore, he knew was done, so all he could scream was "girl ain't got no dick" as they pummeled his face to mush.
by flame sans e May 13, 2008
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8 dicks 1 girl

when a girl is getting fucked by two guys up the vagina, two guys up the ass, two guys titty fucking her & shes giving two guys a blow job-ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!

THIS IS HARDCORE SEX RIGHT HERE.

ENJOY!;DD
Oh my god, last night i had 8 dicks 1 girl. It was the best thing ever.
by iamaskankywhore April 25, 2010
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Golden Retriever Girl

A girl who is very submissive, goofy, and never knows what she's getting into. All she wants is for a dominate male to pet her, however golden retriever girls tend to not be very appealing to men.
I wonder if that golden retriever girl Alisa would let me pet her, oh boy I hope so!
by Golden Retriever Boy November 15, 2021
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National kiss a girl day

Go up to a girl and grab her ass and kiss
On April 11
National kiss a girl day is when you go up to a girl and kiss but also grab her ass while kissing
by The handle is hard April 11, 2019
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Girls who eat carrots

Carrots are delicious to chew on, although the human body has plenty of orfaces where a carrot can be inserted. Some of these openings creates immense pleasure for the owner when phallosshaped objects, like a carrot, is inserted.
This practice divides females, (and other phallos lovers), into two groups: those girls who EAT carrots and ..
Guy 1: You think those girls are wild and freaky in bed?
Guy 2: No freaking way, man! Those puritans are to prude. Those are the kind of girls who EAT carrots, if you know what I mean.
by Hellnose March 13, 2021
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ukrainian girls are da best

Joe: What is the meaning of life and the universe we live in?

John: Ukrainian girls are da best.

Joe: Based.
by Bad C dev July 23, 2022
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11-Year-Old Girl

The annoying type of immature girl that is high on hormones. They are easily identifiable. You know a girl that's 11 years old when (in a stereotypical view):

-You see her always with her friends
-She holds hands and/or links elbows with her friends
-Asks for Facebook all the time
-Internet begins to infect her

-Develops an addiction to pink and sparkles
-Begins to hate school more than ever
-Wears BFF shirts and bracelets and has too many sleepovers

-Has highlights in her hair and wears furry boots
-Kind of gets bratty
-CHOCOLATE.
-"Eww!"
-Hates boys
-Addiction to Twilight
-Squeals too much
I saw a pair of 11-Year-Old Girls last night at the ice skating rink. I couldn't be there for a whole minute, that's how annoying they are. Ugh.
by TheReshiram December 1, 2010
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