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Shit ball

Liz did we just make up a new cuddle position? I feel bad though because you’re right next to my shit ball!
by ShitballT March 23, 2023
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Croatian ball cuck

A highly deranged, borderline retarded individual who derives an inexplicable sense of pride or embarrassment from the idea of their testicles being inextricably tied to Croatian culture. This person may believe that their testicles hold secret Croatian heritage, and they dedicate their life to caring for them in overly elaborate ways—perhaps wearing Croatian-themed underwear, performing strange rituals like chanting soccer chants to their balls, or consulting a "ball priest" for spiritual guidance. The term cuck implies that they may also seek validation from others to prove their testicles are worthy of such cultural significance, often becoming overly possessive or competitive about who has the most "authentic" Croatian balls.
My dumbass neighbor is a Croatian ball cuck.
by V_d March 17, 2025
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poop ball

someone who’s very poopy
hannah is a HUGE poop ball
by hannahisapoopoopball January 23, 2021
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Change My Balls

Bro, I need to change my balls. I haven’t showered in days!
by AfricanB00tyScratcher September 24, 2021
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Bladder balls

When you need to go to the bathroom before you go to sleep, and you have to convince yourself that you don't need to but eventually you end up going, because you needed to.
"Yesterday I had TOTAL bladder balls. I had not slept for ages but I also really needed to go to the bathroom."
"Did you end up going?"
"Yeah, it was so tiring to get up."
by joulukuusi December 22, 2021
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Balls Depp

When a male is in a legal battle with a female that he is expected to lose because of his gender, but then hard evidence comes in to show that he is in fact innocent. First it looked like the male was getting fucked, but in reality he is Balls Depp in the female, referring to the legal battle between Johnny Depp and Amber Turd.
"My wife is trying to get the kids because she claims that I am an alcoholic, however we have security cameras in our house that shows the opposite!" Said Frederik. "Wauw, you're Balls Depp in that bitch!" answered Jakob.

"Remember that time were Amber Turd was trying to destroy Johnny Depp because he was a man so no one would believe him?" "Yeah, boy were she wrong! He was actually Balls Depp in her! Legally"
by Mandasm May 24, 2022
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Dog Ball

A sport where you take dogs and throw them like a dog at other people
Hey, You wanna play Dog Ball?
by fortniteisgat2 March 27, 2022
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