dirty hot tub

When a man ejaculates on a woman's stomach and the sperm gets into her belly button. This belly button is now a dirty hot tub.

"Bro, you know the girl I've been talking to? yeah, when I pulled out, I came on her stomach and gave her a dirty hot tub".

by richardnixonofficial September 2, 2023

Orphan Hot pocket

An Orphan Hot Pocket is when an only child’s parents are taken and turned into hot pockets, then being fed to the now orphaned child.

I’m about to commit an orphan hot pocket

by H6unt July 5, 2023

hot honey cream cheese

Term that describes having a UTI and a yeast infection at the same time.

"I wore my thong wetsuit too long yesterday and now I need to go to the gyno for a prescription to clear up this hot honey cream cheese."

by roxxy403 March 16, 2024

hot mutton mess

The typical over 50s female with scraggly hair, overall disheveled appearance, husky voice like she smokes 10 packs a day and that overwhelming air of look-at-me-I'm-a biker-chick persona. The type who will never learn your name if you're ethnic and totters around like a drunk scarecrow, whatever that means.

the pure definition of hot mutton mess are types like Megan or Leigh.

hot mutton mess sounds like a cheap open sandwich you'd buy from a budget food truck but in fact, it actually defines a person.

by ACunny September 10, 2024

Hot

You

-hey that's rinaki
-yeah this bitch is super hot

by Ssiissy December 5, 2021

Hot Lynette

The act of turning down all unwanted advances to cherish and honor their lover doodle

That gross pig tried to get my pants so I pulled the Ole hot Lynette on him.

by RB Money August 20, 2024

hot-knocked

To be hit accidentally in the face suddenly and at close proximity so hard that your face gets hot.

I let my two year old son sit in my lap even though he's hot-knocked my nose and broken it three times.

I enjoyed cuddling with my dog until the pizza guy came and he hot-knocked my cheek.

by RachelwithoneA February 27, 2014