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eat my ass

1. interjection - used to insult someone. equivalent to fuck off, fuck you, kiss my ass, etc
2. interjection - used to tell someone to rim you, or perform oral sex on your anus hole, also known as anilingus
1. He kept fucking with me so I told him to eat my ass.
2. Hey baby, for something knew, can you eat my ass?
by SanSavior August 7, 2017
mugGet the eat my assmug.

Facebook Kiss Ass

This person usually has maxed out his friends to 5,000 people he doesn't know. He rambles on all day about his activities in order to drum up attention and build his business. He kisses the ass of those he think can help him to the extent he causes them to believe someone is FB attacking them. He spends every waking hour trying to call everyone he knows (and even people he DOESN'T know) under the guise he is "exposing" this so called perpetrator, when in fact he is using the situation to increase his own popularity and contacts.
What is up with that Facebook Kiss Ass? Doesn't he have anything better to do then to try to appear to be a hero? He pretends to be sticking up for someone, when he is really kissing their ass and takes on the mission to take down this perpetrator for his "friend". He status chases the "perpetrator" and reports back to everyone on this persons posts, like a little minion. He attempts to spin their posts into negative attacks on his "friend". Funny because they all are just using him for information and think he is fool for wasting so much of his time on this crap.
by Are u a FB Kiss Ass? November 10, 2009
mugGet the Facebook Kiss Assmug.

Tear That Ass Apart

When a Guy/Girl sees someone attractive and they want to violate them sexually
Ben "Wow look at that, I'm gonna tear that ass apart"
by Sex Pest August 15, 2011
mugGet the Tear That Ass Apartmug.

look at my ass

Reference to a high maintenance person, usually used in response to a demanding, needy, or high maintenance request. Lets the person making the demands know that they are being high maintenance, without directly saying so. Can be used in the third person as well, to assert that someone was being high maintenance or demanding. Refers to the fact that the demands and neediness make it "all about me," with "me" being "my ass," similar to phrasing such as "his ass better hurry over here" or "my ass will not be attending that party."
In response to, "I need you to come over and put my laundry in the drawers because I just did my nails, and I don't want to mess them up," one would say "Well, look at my ass!"
by missdchlady April 10, 2011
mugGet the look at my assmug.

a case of the red ass

When an individual is really pissed off at someone or something.
Wow! The boss sure has a case of the red ass today. He just fired Immanual.

Who gave John the case of the red ass?
by Digger September 16, 2005
mugGet the a case of the red assmug.

ass on your shoulders

Being overly defensive, obnoxious, confrontational, or just generally annoying.
Man, you've really got your ass on your shoulders.
by Emby Quinn May 24, 2006
mugGet the ass on your shouldersmug.

throw that ass in a circle

my best friend she finna throw that ass in a circle oh go best friend, that's my best friend, that's my best friend
by tropicana1220 June 17, 2015
mugGet the throw that ass in a circlemug.

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