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1000% Pure Man

The most amazing man on Earth. Usually compared to Chuck Norris in stature. Can be found(only if he wants u to) on call for Jesus. The man the whore spoke of in the bible(Ezekial 23:20). Made up the best word ever(allowed it's use in the big bang theory): Bazinga!!! Side note: big bang is what happens whenever Caleb has sex. No need for condoms because he is so large that by the end of mastication there is nothing left of the female reproductive system. What is left however, scientists refer to as a "black hole." You are The Caleb Anderson!
They once tried to make a 1000% Pure Man(The Caleb Anderson) toilet paper, it failed miserably however because The Caleb Anderson doesn't take any crap.

The Caleb Anderson was once a paper boy... There were no survivors.

The Caleb Anderson destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

The Caleb Anderson can touch MC Hammer.

The Caleb Anderson will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

The Caleb Anderson doesnt wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.

The Caleb Anderson ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

The Caleb Anderson played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
by Mason Sanders June 3, 2010
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Peanut Butter Man

To have a girl eat tonnes of Peanuts and during sex, she shits on the dude where then he rubs it it all over his body moaning, "I am the Peanut Butter Man."
He made me eat a full bag of Peanuts the day before, then got me to shit on his chest and started moaning, "I am the Peanut Butter Man."
by Latte Imagine Wagons November 22, 2019
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Dan the panini man

Dan the panini man sells paper towels now
so now he is Dan the paper towel man
and for every paper towel purchase
you get a free panini
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sissy man jerk

A type of person who combines being a sissy and a jerk.
Normally being a jerk for acting cool and being a sissy for not being able to back it up.
This insult is used to describe the worst jerks who say they are going to do something but don't
That damn sissy man jerk Nolan, he abondoned me last night! He's such a stinky loser.
by thesissymanjerk July 16, 2011
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Mungo Man Humvee

The male places his dick and balls inside a digjeridoo and the woman plays the other side.
Dude I only date Aussie band members. Tanya totally gave me a mungo man humvee last night.
by Angrytaint January 17, 2021
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he-man generation

I have the power!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
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Sexy Man Patch

A smaller patch of hair located in the center on man's chest.
Girl: I love the hair between your pecks baby.
Boy: You mean this sexy man patch?
by inlove09 September 6, 2009
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