jockey cock

Condition afflicting guys who ride horses excessively. Resulting in larger than normal testicles.

Travis can't ride today he got "jockey cock" over the weekend.

by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014

Cock pasta

When you don't have the meat sauce and you don't have the meat balls, but you do have the pasta, so you cum on the noodles and slap your dick and balls on top and call it a day.

"hey girl I know I ain't know cook, and I'm all outa foods but I can give you deese nodles, my meat and balls if you hungry u heard"
"bitch I don't want no cock pasta nigga"

by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025

Cocked in

When you are at a bar and dudes sit on either side of you and you are blocked in (from pussy). Or "cocked in"

Damnit, came to this bar to get some pussy and got "cocked in" by these god damn cocks

by CockedinATL May 16, 2014

cock a doodle doo

a redneck expression to say what's up

cock a doodle doo house farm life bobs

by hijon November 21, 2018

COCK AND BALL TORTURE

A device used for misbehaved males or used as a sex device for highly aroused men. The device will wrap around the user's testicles and "grab" his penis and basically torture it

Person 1: I shall take you to my lair and use my Cock and Ball Torture device on you!
Male: NO I WON'T BE A MISBEHAVED MAN ANYMORE PLEASE DON'T USE THE Cock and Ball Torture device on me!

by Paul Newman Solomon III P.h.D November 27, 2022

cock gizzard

A penis with extra foreskin that has the appearance of being old and wrinkly

I was frightening by what I saw when I saw his penis for the first time. Reminded me of an old, wrinkey rooster's cobbled neck. It was a cock gizzard!!! All I could do was run!

by Prissy Mae March 31, 2017

Cock weasel

A wanna-be Eskimo bro. “Mr. Steal Your Girl”

I heard you’ve been hanging out with Bree you cock weasel!

by Aberg4eva November 27, 2019