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Middle Class Shit

The youth of Ocean City Maryland that travels annually to fuck up the city with their middle class charm. Usually from surrounding parts of the Baltimore metropolitan region that completely mind-fuck slightly more civilized youth from the D.C. Metro area. Everybody drives a truck, picks up girls high on ecstasy and everybody has a story to tell on the O.C. bus. This observation only leaves onlookers with these words on their minds, "that's some middle class shit"
Crack smoking adolescents, Confederate flag bearing teens, People not accustomed to seeing black people, Mild-racism. Middle Class Shit
by pman893 June 24, 2011
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wreck my shit

To totally fuck someone up. As in to beat their ass or just fuck up someone's day.
I wouldn't mess with that guy, he might wreck my shit.

The Patriots beat the Panthers... Well, that just wrecked my shit.
by Chad February 8, 2004
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Fuck shit stack

Its a stack of fuck shit on top of itself.
You take some fuck then some shit then some fuck then some shit then you got a Fuck shit stack. -Reggie Watts
by AlphaTJH August 31, 2010
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Ninja Shit Punch

When a man and a woman love each other very much they often engage in sexual acts. This is known as a Ninja shit pucn

Preperation:
The man needs to have a shit that is about the same size as his erect penis. Remove the said shit from the toilet and put it in the freezer for later.

Once your woman is home remove said shit from freezer and place under pilow (or easy access to wherever the act is going to take place).

The Act:
Once you and your partner are engaged in sexual contact you begin to have anal sex. The man teases the woman by coming all the way out and back in again. After about the 4th time, stealthily grab the shit and shove it in her anus.

Whilst she still thinks your inside her stealthily run up and turn on the light. Run toward her shout "Ninja" and punch her in the face.

The End
by KingLouie2 October 17, 2008
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jacked up shit

That is some jack up shit yo!
by Jessica Grimes January 7, 2005
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twin shit flame

your twin flame, but they’re your shitting buddy. you always have to shit at the same time, or within the same hour. you may never meet this person but just know someone always gon be shittin’ while you are 💯
@ifuckanimetiddies: MY BRO YOU SHITTIN?
@ifuckaniemtiddies: YEAH BRO YOU?
@ifuckanimetiddies: YUP😈
@ifuckaniemtiddies: THIS DAT TWIN SHIT FLAME BRO💯💯
@ifuckanimetiddies: TWIN SHIT FLAME TELEPATHY
by ifuckaniemtiddies October 30, 2020
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Shit through a straw

A case of diarrhea, so violent and non-solid, that the subject could perform the above-mentioned.
"I drank a gallon of apple cider yesterday and was shitting through a straw for three hours this morning. Sweat was pouring off my forehead."

"You might not want to chow that #5 from Taco Bell, man. It might make you shit through a straw."
by Whitetw533 July 20, 2008
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