Cherry Syndrome

A mental state which someone becomes deeply infatuated with the person who they lost their virginity to. Most applicable to teenagers.

"Kelly's been clinging to Gary like crazy since the party 2 weeks ago."
"Obvious cherry syndrome. She's got it bad"

by DickConnoissuer October 17, 2019

Assturder’s Syndrome

When the douche session for bottom prep fails and you’re left with a poopy butt and shamefully have to tell the top you can’t bottom tonight.

“So how’d it go with big D last night?”

“I had a bad case of Assturder’s Syndrome and had to call it off.”

by Assturders May 4, 2025

Xiao Ling Syndrome

Xiao Ling syndrome is a very serious diseases which cause serval side affects such as

-unfunny

-low intelligence

-snapping other girls

Xiao ling syndrome

“Xiao Ling is going to go take a dive.”

by Sneko August 23, 2022

Assperger Syndrome

A disorder characterized by people who use their real or imagined asperger's diagnosis as an excuse to act like an asshole.

Elon Musk suffers from Assperger Syndrome.

by John the Felon May 9, 2023

Cury Syndrome

Serious disease that leads to delusion, loss of money, inability to work, and never able to reach masters in apex

The man had Cury syndrome because he said he can run a warehouse after working in one for one day

by Cury Syndrome August 1, 2022

Hotel Room Syndrome

When your romantic interest is already taken but you continue to make moves at them and/or wait for them to break up with their current spouse, and end up in a relationship with them- like waiting for a hotel room to be available.

My ex's best friend had a serious case of hotel room syndrome, as soon as I broke up with them they were quickly in a relationship.

by NVIDIAGTX1080 April 5, 2025

Hot Sword Syndrome (HSS)

That jolt in your taint that feels like someone shoved a hot sword up your ass

Last night I was driving and lost control of the car after a bout of Hot Sword Syndrome (HSS).

by lickmed February 9, 2025