Cock Wagging (noun):
An ancient and totally unnecessary ritual where Homo Arroganticus feels compelled to flaunt their perceived superiority, achievements, or Instagram followers. Practiced by both men and women alike, it usually involves subtle tactics like flexing in a reflective surface, name-dropping, or loudly explaining Bitcoin to people who didn’t ask.
Side effects may include:
Eye rolling in nearby humans
Spontaneous allergic reactions to humility
And the mysterious vanishing of friends mid-conversation
An ancient and totally unnecessary ritual where Homo Arroganticus feels compelled to flaunt their perceived superiority, achievements, or Instagram followers. Practiced by both men and women alike, it usually involves subtle tactics like flexing in a reflective surface, name-dropping, or loudly explaining Bitcoin to people who didn’t ask.
Side effects may include:
Eye rolling in nearby humans
Spontaneous allergic reactions to humility
And the mysterious vanishing of friends mid-conversation
Alex: “So I told Elon I’d only invest if I got equity and a Tesla Plaid…”
Jamie: “Dude. Stop cock wagging. We’re at a baby shower.”
Jamie: “Dude. Stop cock wagging. We’re at a baby shower.”
by Mechmonkey64bit May 2, 2025
Get the Cock Waggingmug. by thrayl September 30, 2008
Get the cock earsmug. A female or gay male who goes round the orgy getting all the other men off right at the beginning meaning they are all on ‘cool down time’ and there is no cock left for anyone else
Better get to the orgy early, Kai is such a cock snaffler that there won’t be any left for anyone else.
by 2can Chu March 25, 2024
Get the cock snafflermug. 
Siri's interpretation of cock smooch
by Cock farm November 13, 2014
Get the Cock Amishmug. John thought it would be funny to give me a cock-flick, he delves in those cock-flick pictures though.
by Robert Head April 23, 2007
Get the cock-flickmug. by DG911 January 31, 2024
Get the Oppenheimer cockmug.