Germ sex

Some who has sex when there corona

Aidan did germ sex last night and he is now dead. Germ sex.

by Aidan their September 4, 2020

Sex Vegan

Also "sexual vegan", "dick vegan" or similar.

A gynophile (heterosexual) man. Someone who doesn't like (man-)meat, and is often, but not always, compulsively averse to animal proteines, gyms and stable relationships.

1.) Straight men are like the vegans of sexual orientations.

2.) How do you know if a man is a Sex Vegan? - Don't worry, he'll tell you.

by kaesesocke June 2, 2019

Sex Economics

The economic theory that describes a man paying for a woman's company in hopes of sex.

A husband who pays for everything his wife desire's with a chance of getting some play.

Friend: My wife and I have a great marriage as long as I make all of the purchases and I get some play!
Duke Jr.: Friend you are the perfect model of one who engages in sex economics.

by Dr.D Fraud May 16, 2019

military sex

when a brother and sister of two military parents have intercourse

my daughter olivia and my son ethan had military sex while i was at war!!

by love_4332 September 22, 2017

national sex day

On June 14th you can have sex with whoever you want and get away with it

Just go to a party and tell people it’s national sex day.

by eat peen April 13, 2019

superman sex

a woman will lay down, ass up while the man sticks his dick inside of the womans ass and then acts like he's flying

man : i just had superman sex last night, it was so nice

by trashdefiner69 April 15, 2021

Ella’s sex story

An urban legend of what happened one afternoon. It was hot! “I can’t do this” she screamed. “Hold on, daddy, momma’s coming.” (She’s on her way.) The humidity of the summer air made her gentle curls frizz up on the picturesque afternoon under the giant oak tree. The picnic had been planned for weeks but was under attack from pesky fire ants. They were in heaven… but also ella’s clothes (also heaven). She screamed and started stripping immediately. “Zamnnnnnn beefy energy right there. That’s what I like to see!” “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??????” annnnnnd then they started making out. Ella’s naked. Theeeeeee end.

God ella’s sex story makes me giddy.

by Pseud the dude January 22, 2025