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i just put my dick up there

It means that you had sex. You normally say it when it is you first time having sex and getting rid of your Virginity and throw away that sex doll
'last night I just put my dick up there and it felt wonderful '
by Master. Bates July 11, 2017
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Do i look like your Daddy?

It's used when you have zero tolerance for other people's fakeness or when they throw tantrums in front of you believing you will bow down. It can also be used when anyone bullies you.

This phrase comes out from a vine video.
X- do my homework. I have this new movie that i want to see.
Y- do i look like your Daddy? Do you own homework douche.
by Bitchempress June 17, 2018
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I just thought you should know...

Did the teacher forget to assign homework?

Was your neighbor complaining about overgrown hedges?

I just thought you should know(IJTYSK) will ALWAYS be there to relay these messages!

IJTYSK is typically used as a preceding comment, meant to soften the blow of inevitable bad news.

Usage of IJTYSK as a trailing comment is not uncommon, thought more in line with southern classic "Bless your heart"
"Class dismissed!"

"I just thought you should know...you didn't assign weekend homework"

"I just finished my first 5k!"

"I just thought you should know...over 5 million people run a 5k at least once a month."

"This restaurant is great, the owner is so friendly."

"I just thought you should know...he doesn't pay his taxes and cheats on his wife."

"I just made an entry in to the Urban Dictionary!"

"I just thought you should know...anybody can add anything to Urban Dictionary, it's not an accomplishment. It's like bragging that you got accepted to Facebook."
by Jack from Sacramento September 7, 2018
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I want to give my boyfriend a hiding

“I want to give my boyfriend a hiding” meaning you want be freaky asf , and you want to be dicked down. Can also mean you wanna try something new in bed.
I want to give my boyfriend a hiding ~ “babe can i give you a hiding”
by gale braydenie November 11, 2019
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get down or i put you down

An Arnold Schwarzenegger quote showing Arnie himself armed with a gun shouting those very words. Typically meaning "Lie down or I kill you", it could scare someone into lying down because they value their life.
Arnold: Get down or I put you down.
Guy: Yes sir.
by The ArchTitans July 10, 2016
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I have to see my sister in Freo

Commonly used as an excuse to get out of something you can't do and or when you previously had accepted a invitation to something but need to get out of it. Having a sister may or may not be true and she may or may not live in Freo. This is irrelevant as the emphasis is having a plausible excuse, not on actual fact.

Can be embellished with descriptive addiction as such as ...for a family do or to go watch a football match.

Feminine form of i need to take my little brother to baseball practice
"Damn, sorry to do this, but it can't make it this afternoon, I have to see my sister in Freo"
by Ttaym October 16, 2013
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ATTENTION CUSTOMERS: I DID YOUR MOM

Saying this at a grocery store or any store (e.g Farm Boy, Sobeyes, Walmart etc.)
The teenager somehow got to the intercom in Walmart and said, "ATTENTION CUSTOMERS: I DID YOUR MOM"
by BabbleBoy February 4, 2023
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