Funk My Balls

playing with his nuts till his asshole bleeds

Shut the fuck up and funk my balls till my asshole bleeds

by Masonwinter July 26, 2021

Turquoise Balls

When a man is both sexually deprived and jealous

"Damn, I haven't had sex in ages. I have the worst blue balls"

"Sounds like you got a little green jealousy mixed in there my guy. He stole your girl."

"Oh no... you're right. I have turquoise balls"

by Yo Mama's skydiving accident November 10, 2020

E-Balling

To excel in internet drama and always come out on top!

Dam ABJ is always winning he’s E-Balling 👌🏻

by ABJ246 February 10, 2024

Molly balling

The act of bringing ones knees closer to your chest by Sitting curled up like a ball while Rolling fucking balls on MDMA.

That guy over there must be rolling because he looks so happy now that he discovered Molly Balling.

by tylerluvsraves February 15, 2016

Cheugy-ball

A niche type of cheugy, typically a frumpy, big, unlikeable and chopped person (usually a woman)

"Oh my god, Hannah Baker from 13 Reasons Why is so Cheugy-ball."

by booitsbellaaa February 04, 2025

Balls Deep Without Being Balls Deep

When you are already caught up in a girl's emotional past without having gotten any pussy yet.

John: How did last night with Jenny go?
Jeff: Not good man, she explained to me all her self-esteem issues and I didn't even hook up with her.
John: Jeez, sounds like you're balls deep without being balls deep.
Jeff: Yeah, it's a rough place to be in.

by Barb Laheyyyyy September 14, 2014

Ball and suckit

The joke everyone made in the 5th-grade science class.

Teacher: This is what we refer to as the Ball And Socket.
Friend: hehe ball and suckit
You: What?
Friend:

by mydefinitionsbetter May 11, 2020