fat man sounds

The sounds one typically associates with a fat man. The 'daaaaaah' of sitting in or the 'hrrrrrnnngh' that accompanies the getting up from a chair for example.

All fat man exertions come complete with a fat man sound.

You're so chunky now you make the fat man sounds and don't even realise it!!

by renstar July 9, 2015

Pie Man Special

It's when you invite a nice girl over to your apartment for a romantic evening. You bake her a delicious pie, maybe apple or blueberry. While eating said pie, maybe sip on a creamy alcoholic beverage, such as bailey's or rumchatta. Then you DO IT missionary style while you think about your fantasy football team.

Ryan decided to drop Jay Cutler while giving his girl the "Pie Man Special."

by 182hahahaha December 15, 2017

In Conclusion: yeah man

a way to end your papers, sentences, and long rambling stories with a short and concise phrase.

... and she kept doing this thing called the dance that was really uncomfortable and awkward but it was still a fun night. in conclusion: yeah man

by The juicy juice March 17, 2019

Homeless Man's Closet

When one sexual partner shoves an article of clothing up another partner's asshole, and then yanks it out to create intense butthole pleasures.

Hey Sue, I've got an empty tank down there, Homeless Man's Closet?

Hey Bert, should we send this Blazer to goodwill, or use it for a Homeless Man's Closet?

by Miles Faggerton September 5, 2015

Poor Man’s Bidet

This is the term for what happens when someone uses a freshly cleaned Porto Potty to have themself a BM and the turd hits the blue water and splashes up on their nether parts.

The best way to avoid the Poor Man’s Bidet is to unwrap a new roll of TP and carefully place the wrapping on the surface of the blue water like a little landing pad. Then bombs away!

by Miquelito6233 March 6, 2023

Stay-man-cation

When the wife removes herself and any children from the presence of the husband and their primary residence for an extended period of time lasting at least 48 hours but no longer than 2 weeks.

My stay-man-cation begins at noon tomorrow. Open house all week boys!

by VannyDaMan June 27, 2017

fradgle man ego

bro i don't even know what this is. somebody said it to me and i have yet to figure out what it is. it's definetly not fragile masculinity though.

person 1: "you have fradgle man ego"

person 2: "what the fuck does that mean fragile masculinity?"

person 1: "no you are so stupid"

person 2: "what the fuck"

by egg_guy27_thousand April 26, 2021