Back to Work Fart

A fart that is dispensed at work in the middle of a group of people discussing non-work related events.

As Kurt, Justin and I laughed about the previous weekend's activities, an unrelenting stench crept from somewhere beneath the bowels of hell, forcing us to scatter and get back to work. Our manager smiled knowing that his Back to Work Fart was a success.

by LaGoat April 17, 2011

Will work for food

(Man holds up a cardboard sign: WILL WORK FOR FOOD)

NORMAL GUY: Hey, I'll give you $20 to mow my lawn.

SIGN GUY: Why should I WORK FOR FOOD when people give me money for holding up this sign?

"Will work for food" really means "Will hold up sign for cash".

by Blue Collar December 7, 2006

does not work that way

Phrase used to argue a point on internet message boards. Originally from the character Morbo on Futurama.

Newslady: I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool
Morbo: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!

{blank} DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

by dskdksdjk September 24, 2009

course work

the bane off all Yr 9's 10's and 11's
it is bollocks if you try and put it off for the night b4 it has to be in but you r always planning to do somthin the night you were going to do it!!!!

wellacre technology college has shit course work!!!!!!!!!!!!

by god May 14, 2003

paper work

the act of wiping your ass

"after i drop the kids off at the pool, i have to stop by the office and do some paper work"

by shwern May 6, 2006

rusty work boot

A kick to the vagina while the female is currently having her periord or on the "rag" if you will.

"That bitch was pissing me off so I gave her a rusty work boot."

by Birdo McGee May 2, 2006

clock work

to be money making all the time...

"get on the grind like clock work"

by munkz April 30, 2006