willdo

A soft comforter that goes under sheets on a bed to make it more comfortable.

"I put a willdo under my pillow, so sex with the girlfriend should be even easier!"

by Dokuro-chan December 26, 2007

little willy

A slang term for a penis that is large when it is erect, and small when it is docile. As it is almost impossible to be born with, it is considered quite a commodity. Very few people have little willys.

Guy #1: Hey did you see Paul? Homiez up in here be saying he has a small richard. But girlz be crankin that he be packing a 9 incher.
Guy #2: I want to see it. I want to see his little willy.

by smdx15 September 12, 2010

willy wanka

A term used in urban slang to define high potency weed or high-graded marijuana.

I got that willy wanka for cheap if your trying to cop my nizzle

by Zerxes September 4, 2006

Willy

A "Willy" is usually a little chubby kid with a high pitched voice and glasses who enjoys dancing and singing for other little kids. They are also know as Willy Browns, or HollistaWilly's. They are usually compared with filthy clowns, a subspecies of the Willy brown. Willy's also dont have any specific gender, they are mostly shemales. They are known to have huge lisps and have a passionate love for "Sealand". Willy's enjoy flicking the bean and fucking the pop. Willy's are found in their natural habitat of Swaziland.

Matt: "Whoah, wtf was that high pitched, screeching noise?"
Johnny: "I believe it was a Willy."

Mike: "NOINOINOINOINOINOINOIIIIII!"
Willy: "Mike, go drink a f***ing gallon of bleach, ya big nose bas***d!

by Abdul Atamy May 6, 2014

One-Eyed Willy

When a man is lying on his back while the woman is jerking him off in the dark, as he's about to shoot his load, he leans up and she (intentionally or unintentionally) aims his "one-eyed peg leg" at his eye. When the cum hits his eye, he grabs it, and yells, ARRRRRRGGHHHHH....

I thought that I would be mad that my old lady gave me a one-eyed willy last night, but after measuring the distance..."I'M THE MAN!!!!!"

by Times Square Karl June 11, 2006

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

its some crack head made story about eating candy but really about doing drugs and the new one is scary with the new Willy Wonka

Willy Wonka: Ima shit in ya gobstoppers bitch!

by asdf-orever July 20, 2005

Chili willy

Instead of the tradtional wet willy, where the finger is first lubricated by one's saliva than inserted into the ear, a chili willy is when a feces covered finger is insterted into one's ear

I had a mad case of mud butt so i scooped my butthole with my finger and and stuck my finger into some douchebag's ear and gave him a chili willy

by I Love Blunts February 21, 2009