Fat ass wanker

A fat ass cock.

Wow he has a fat ass wanker.

by PapaGod October 3, 2020

wanker

A distinctly Australian term describing someone who is essentially an idiot or dropkick

What a wanker.

by anonymous June 9, 2021

TIP WANKER

Masterbating with the tip of your penis

Person1: haha you cum bucket
Person2:At least I'm not a tip wanker like you

by Vanilladindong May 30, 2016

Wanker

Sometimes pronounced wanka, Wanker is a British term similar to douche bag meaning a very rude and disrespectful male

Shut the fuck up you wanker

by KSUTT June 11, 2018

jammy wanker

The true definition of a wanker that thinks he is really cool. He does not have a job and pretends to build houses.

Russell Gunther is a true jammy wanker

by russell gunther November 25, 2014

wanker

you

you are a wanker, and you know you are a wanker, you have and forever will be a wanker

by Pyrocynical is a furry July 6, 2019

Wankering

Being hung by your dick from a fan

Please Jeff wankering me I've been bad

by Jeff ronin April 4, 2017