The result of forgetting to put a cigarette tube on the end of a table-top cigarette rolling machine before turning the crank, leaving a distinctively turd-shaped roll of tobacco on the table.
Dude, I thought your cat took a dump on the table again, but it was just that tobacco turd you laid earlier.
by Ollie Tabooger_42 June 29, 2011
Get the Tobacco Turdmug. During the act of secreting a healthy ripe turd there is a sudden explosion from within the turd creating a foul smelling liquid that causes you to vomit.
by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009
Get the Turd Vomitmug. "Dude, after all that sushi and beer last night, I was shocked to wake up and struggle knocking out a breached turd !"
by Sr Bolsa Buena November 13, 2013
Get the breached turdmug. Who sold you this awful car? Your local Turd Broker?
or
Turd Broker be sellin me all sorts of shit.
or
After seeing how that failed I'd say you been had by a Turd Broker. I've seen it a hundred times.
or
Turd Broker be sellin me all sorts of shit.
or
After seeing how that failed I'd say you been had by a Turd Broker. I've seen it a hundred times.
by JG WORLD January 18, 2008
Get the Turd Brokermug. 1. A turd that gets stuck in your ass when your shiting and it takes a long time to get it out.
2. anything that's very frustrating and is beyond suck ass.
3. Someone who is beyond an ass hole or dick hole.
2. anything that's very frustrating and is beyond suck ass.
3. Someone who is beyond an ass hole or dick hole.
1. I a be out in a little while. I got a hang turd.
2. This test is going to be such a hang turd.
3. John is such a hang turd.
2. This test is going to be such a hang turd.
3. John is such a hang turd.
by Deep blue 2012 May 23, 2010
Get the Hang turdmug. A home made candle where you drop small turds into the hot wax before it hardens, then give as a gift to someone deserving. Pubes have been suggested as additions to the Turd Candle. It is assumed the receiver will mistake the turds for fruit.
Turd Candles are especially appropriate for virgin friends, who are the only males who ever need candles and are expected to want to "set the mood" for a "special occasion".
Turd Candles are especially appropriate for virgin friends, who are the only males who ever need candles and are expected to want to "set the mood" for a "special occasion".
by k.sharkface September 2, 2010
Get the Turd Candlemug. by Rod Brock July 27, 2006
Get the dog turdsmug.