A home made candle where you drop small turds into the hot wax before it hardens, then give as a gift to someone deserving. Pubes have been suggested as additions to the Turd Candle. It is assumed the receiver will mistake the turds for fruit.
Turd Candles are especially appropriate for virgin friends, who are the only males who ever need candles and are expected to want to "set the mood" for a "special occasion".
Turd Candles are especially appropriate for virgin friends, who are the only males who ever need candles and are expected to want to "set the mood" for a "special occasion".
by k.sharkface September 02, 2010
The result of forgetting to put a cigarette tube on the end of a table-top cigarette rolling machine before turning the crank, leaving a distinctively turd-shaped roll of tobacco on the table.
Dude, I thought your cat took a dump on the table again, but it was just that tobacco turd you laid earlier.
by Ollie Tabooger_42 June 27, 2011
During the act of secreting a healthy ripe turd there is a sudden explosion from within the turd creating a foul smelling liquid that causes you to vomit.
by Jessa Pee June 01, 2009
Who sold you this awful car? Your local Turd Broker?
or
Turd Broker be sellin me all sorts of shit.
or
After seeing how that failed I'd say you been had by a Turd Broker. I've seen it a hundred times.
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Turd Broker be sellin me all sorts of shit.
or
After seeing how that failed I'd say you been had by a Turd Broker. I've seen it a hundred times.
by JG WORLD January 17, 2008
Yea, it's a mispronunciation of a popular dish called Bean Curd which is usually served in Asian Restaurants.
"what is that, that guy is having" The (obviously new) waitress goes & disturbs the guy to ask... She comes back, kinda stuttering, not 100% sure about what she was just told. "That's BEAN TURD with mushroom sauce"... YES THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED...
by 2359 November 20, 2013
1. A turd that gets stuck in your ass when your shiting and it takes a long time to get it out.
2. anything that's very frustrating and is beyond suck ass.
3. Someone who is beyond an ass hole or dick hole.
2. anything that's very frustrating and is beyond suck ass.
3. Someone who is beyond an ass hole or dick hole.
1. I a be out in a little while. I got a hang turd.
2. This test is going to be such a hang turd.
3. John is such a hang turd.
2. This test is going to be such a hang turd.
3. John is such a hang turd.
by Deep blue 2012 May 23, 2010
by Captain Scotty P September 01, 2009