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Turd Broker

A person who sells shit. Turd Burgler can also be used as a dis.
Who sold you this awful car? Your local Turd Broker?
or
Turd Broker be sellin me all sorts of shit.
or
After seeing how that failed I'd say you been had by a Turd Broker. I've seen it a hundred times.
by JG WORLD January 18, 2008
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turd thermos

slang term referring to someone's ass, anus, or rectum.
i slipped on a banana peel and landed right on my turd thermos.

hey, get your turd thermos in here!!!
by ravenflesh June 24, 2008
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sturdy-turd

1.A long, large piece of shit that when, after shitting it out, you dont have to wipe.

2.An offensive word to call a jock.
1.I never poop out anything but sturdy-turds.

2.All the players on our football team are sturdy-turds!
by Word Master123 August 25, 2006
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breached turd

A big, hard turd laying sideways that hurts like hell to push out.
"Dude, after all that sushi and beer last night, I was shocked to wake up and struggle knocking out a breached turd !"
by Sr Bolsa Buena November 13, 2013
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Hang turd

1. A turd that gets stuck in your ass when your shiting and it takes a long time to get it out.
2. anything that's very frustrating and is beyond suck ass.
3. Someone who is beyond an ass hole or dick hole.
1. I a be out in a little while. I got a hang turd.
2. This test is going to be such a hang turd.
3. John is such a hang turd.
by Deep blue 2012 May 23, 2010
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Turd Candle

A home made candle where you drop small turds into the hot wax before it hardens, then give as a gift to someone deserving. Pubes have been suggested as additions to the Turd Candle. It is assumed the receiver will mistake the turds for fruit.

Turd Candles are especially appropriate for virgin friends, who are the only males who ever need candles and are expected to want to "set the mood" for a "special occasion".
That douchebag is getting a "Turd Candle"
by k.sharkface September 2, 2010
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turd slicer

(noun) referance to a (booty) or (butt), glutious maximus.
hey check out the turd slicer on that chick, I'd hit that.
by Hammer1165 April 27, 2006
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