Tampacularian

A woman who always has an extra tampon in her purse.

You find yourself in the ladies room banging on the tampon dispenser which has just eaten your last quarter, when suddenly a woman exits one of the stalls, sees you in desperate need, and pulls out an extra tampon from her purse and offers it to you. This woman is a true tampacularian.

by zenrose May 15, 2009

tampchucks

Two tampons tied together; used as a weapon.

Look Out! She's got the tampchucks.

by kwc-420 September 9, 2010

Tampony Bologna

When a guy fucks a girl while her tampon is in. As in riding her pony with his bologna.

Matt rode drunk Jenny band her bloody tampon was in, he packed it in during the Tampony Bologna.

by Justin The Almighty April 3, 2011

Tampon-leen

To insert a tampon into the anus, either by mistake or dirty joke

After I broke both my arms, I asked my closest girlfriend to help me insert a tampon, and she tampon-leened me instead! She is definitely not invited to my sweet 16 birthday party...

by Playerhateroftheyear April 6, 2011

tamponification

1.)-noun-the ideal of ones personality, emotions, and traits.

2.) -verb-When your friend decides to stick a tampon in his or her mouth; then precedes to try to talk to you.

The tamponification of Daniel made it hard to converse with him.

by Pistachio & Five June 8, 2011

Tamponathon

When you're boyfriend or spouse wants to get lucky and round the bases but you tell him the only thing going down their is tampons

Dude: "So Ashley you think its time"
Ashley: "Not right not im having a tamponathon maybe next weekend"
Dude: FML :(

by A.K 1992 February 14, 2012

Tampestuous

A polite way to describe a woman's emotional state during that monthly "special time".

"Goodness, Janie certainly is moody today."

"Yes, she is. She's having another TAMPESTUOUS day."

by JunosGold November 9, 2012