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Vart Tossing

When a group of girls get together, the first varts (farts into her vagina) and then passes her vart to the next girl. Currently the Guinness World Record is 6 vart tosses consecutively. The record holder wished to remain anonymous, but we’re willing to let it be told that they we’re practicing Catholic Nuns. It’s a hilarious idea yes, but the tough part is the judging. The judge has to smell the first vart and then smell the (vart chain) for authenticity. Hopefully this is a voluntary position. More to come, this new party game is still in its early stages.
That party was off the chain last night! They had a midget bathing in a chocolate fountain and a vart tossing contest.
by CrockyofNeh January 23, 2022
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The Greek Sounding Salad Toss

A sexual act where one person inserts olives into the other's urethra, followed up with analingus.
"She gave him The Greek Sounding Salad Toss last night!"
by Trapmcfiggins January 18, 2024
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Tossing the Cheese

When a man or woman gives oral sex to a man and cleans the smegma out of the foreskin at the same time.
"It was so gross, I went to give him a blowjob, but I just ended up tossing the cheese instead."
by Dickbutt6969420666 December 22, 2018
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Mash-n-toss

The proper name of any of the PCs by Apple Inc. (crApple) that carry the name Macintosh, once it has been dealt with appropriately.
I bought a Macintosh once... it soon became a Mash-n-toss.
by Nanosquishy June 17, 2011
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tossed

Inflected form of TOS when applying it to another person where the subject will either flag or manipulate the victim's account (through trolling, or some other means) as-if the victim had violated the terms of service for a particular site, thus getting the victim's account flagged and/or banned.

This term originated back in the days of the early internet when the majority of the USA would use America Online as their service provider. During those times, TOSing was considered a legitimate form of "punting" a user.
That account was just trolling super hard, so I flagged his account and it ended up getting TOSsed.
by ishootpool October 31, 2020
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Chillicothe Marble Toss

When a female agrees to tuck a males scrotum into her anus, fart, and toss the scrotum like a pair of marbles through the air .
Man, Brenda sure does know how to give a great Chillicothe Marble Toss . I'm still feeling it today !
by Deathdakidd July 4, 2016
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Palm-Toss

The action done when approach by a female whom you may want to have sex with for only carnal means, however her personality is not agreeable to yours, sex is then conducted from afar by ejaculation into the hand then slinging towards said female.
" I tried hooking up with her, she's hot but she's a bit of a bitch, going to broadside her with a palm-toss later"
by Sam Sadist May 22, 2021
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