Chair

AN INFERNAL FUCKING ABOMINATION TO HUMAN SOCIETY! YOU DONT SEE ANY OTHER SPECIES USING CHAIRS DO YOU? DO YOU?!?! THEY’VE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS, REJECT CHAIRS, EMBRACE COLD HARD FLOOR.

I FUCKING HATE CHAIRS!

by Skwidiot May 10, 2023

Chair

A soft rectangular shaped you rest your head on in bed

my chair is so comfy

by ñîgg@ June 21, 2021

Chair

Something im sitting on, when I should be sitting on some dick

Person 1: that chair is so annoying

Person 2: yeah wish I was sitting on some dick instead

by SheDoCocaineInMyBasement April 06, 2024

Chair

Something you sit on

Go and sit on the chair

by uggllllnjxd December 31, 2017

Chair

Used in Ireland by teenagers . Usually happens at teenage disco where a girl will sit on a boys lap and meet them .french kiss

Would u chair my friend?

by 456gal March 17, 2019

Chair

Something you can grind your arse on at night when you're feeling lonely.

I like to grind on chairs :)

by Sex Offender with a Penis August 30, 2018

Chair

Something you sit on so you don't have to sit on the floor.

Hey can I use that chair ovwer there

Of course you can!

by Goofyahhhhh September 30, 2022