chris rosanbalm

The questionably male version of Ellen "The Dike" Degeneris. He regularly gets pooped on by maddy hicks. Goes after girls with boyfriends and gets denied. Been refered to by many as that stalkin blonde boy. Scrawny ass creepy ass mofucka.

That one creepy old guy from family guy will be chris rosanbalm in about 25 years.

by Wadeclow November 15, 2013

chris and caylee

BEST COUPLE EVER!!!! Stay strong your love is true

Every couple wants to be them! Look its Chris and caylee

by ;)???? December 2, 2013

chris paul

A verb used when referring to an excellent passing opportunity, like when passing food at the table or overtaking a car on the free way

Hey Evan, can you Chris Paul me some of those Doritos? I'm starving!

by Da Giles February 10, 2013

chris brown

to physically raise your hand upon a bitch or person that has ticked you off or needs it bad. Or to satisfy ones need to blow off some steam

I need to chris brown a bitch

AHHHHHHHH! wtf bitch (smack)
By-stander: damn you just gave her a well-placed chris brown on that bitch she aint try nothin like that again yah heard!

by ONtime February 11, 2009

kayla and chris

the most amazing and indestructible couple youll ever meet

Girl: babe we fight too much. i wanna be like awesome like those two!

Boy: uh...who?

Girl: kayla and chris obviously

by livinginlalaland August 4, 2012

Chris Shiflett

Currently, guitarist for Foo Fighters, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, and Jackson United.

-Chris joined Foo Fighters right after There is Nothing Left To Lose was released. You will be able to see him in the "Breakout" video.
-Chris
-In some bands, such as Jackson United, he is known as Jake Jackson.

Chris Shiflett.

That is all.

by RedHotFoo September 20, 2008

Chris Holmes

Chris Holmes is the pinnacle of American heavy metal guitarist and songwriters. Holmes started his musical career in the Pasadena, California area in the late 1970s and early 1980s. He is best known as the lead guitarist of heavy-metal band W.A.S.P. Together with Blackie Lawless and Randy Piper, he was one of the founding members of the band. Holmes was a member of W.A.S.P. first from 1982 to 1990, and again from 1996 to 2002.

Hits from this heavy metal god include.
- L.O.V.E machine

- I wanna be somebody

- Blind in Texas

- The last command

- 9.5 nasty

Also used as a example of being way too drunk!

Matthew- you should’ve seen yourself last night you were a mess
Mclovin- shit dude I pulled a Chris Holmes.

by West coast cardboard September 3, 2020