Hocking River dwarfgasim

When a little midget lady shoves a Hocking River carp so far up her poopysnatch that it swims out of her twat causing an explosive Hocking River dwarfgasim.

Me: hey Teresa eeestomp why are you quivering so hard, it's 75⁰ outside?
Teresa: that carp gave me a Hocking River dwarfgasim. At least I smell better now.

by Recycle champ January 25, 2025

River City Girls

pretty banger game made by wayforward and arc studios
it follows an alternate/retcon plot of the Kunio-kun series
it has 2 games so far
pretty cool

dude 1: "have you played River City Girls"
dude 2: "no"
dude 1: "kill your-"

by joe234567 December 31, 2023

Die in a river

Tori’s word if you say it you die used when raging

Ugh die in a river

by Die in a river September 08, 2021

Die in a river

Tori’s word use this word when raging

Ugh die in a river

by Die in a river September 08, 2021

River Drunk

To get so drunk while on a river that you fall in. Must be followed by a shit show of a night and an all around horrible camping trip.

Man, we all got way too River Drunk Saturday.

by C76M June 14, 2013

Wind rivered

The act of being murdered by close friends or coworkers with the purpose of removing you from the picture, and allowing them to run a train on your partner. Or your partner’s coworkers or close friends killing them, with the intent of running a train on you. Can refer to either.

Damn Kieth, remember that scene in wind river where they wind rivered that one dude and his girlfriend. That was such a wind river moment.

by DuckPondMan April 09, 2021

swimming in river water

To take a golden shower from Thai ladyboys while balls deep in the chocolate ring hole of the forth.

Went to Thailand I got really sick, I think it was because I went swimming in river water.

by Flamin ass crack August 28, 2023