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panda penis birth

Panda Penis Birth (noun): The act of trying to explain something that defies logic (For example A Male Panda giving birth through its penis, which is where this term came from) and yet Brings copious amounts of laughter to all who come into contact with this particular word.
*During skype call*

Guy 1: hey bro......

Guy 2: yeah?
Guy 1: .....PPB
Guy 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU AND YOUR FUCKING Panda Penis Birth man XD
by EnigmaticMind December 28, 2013
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“Trash Pandas”

In similarity to the DADS, a type of continual excreting of feces the day after consuming a various array of food and alcoholic beverages. Most commonly occurring after holidays, large gatherings, or weddings. The particular odor being akin to Trash.
noun; “I’ve got a case of the “Trash Pandas”.
Verb; “Have you been “Trash Panda-ing” all day?
by Alvabenz December 6, 2018
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Big Panda

Big Balance. A person who can easily balance the good and the bad. The
He’s a Big Panda, he causes all things to work for his good
by The real Alchemist December 24, 2021
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J-Panda

Buy your friend cheap poor quality eye makeup and ask her to apply it. Then spray your man vet on her eyes and when it runs out and she has gotten black oval around her eyes - she looks like a panda bear.
I bought my friend cheap eye makeup and she put it on her face, after a vigorous free party I sprayed my juice on her eyes and this ran all over so she had black circles around her eyes - she looked like a j-Panda.
by EBG2025 January 25, 2025
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hello panda

calling someone hello panda is the equivalent to calling them super hot and saying you want to be railed by them
hey jack! you are a hello panda.
by jackanhler_.pp September 1, 2021
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Flaming Panda

Putting lighter fluid on your dick then having sexual intercourse with someone of a different race (Typically a white person and a black person to mimic the panda color scheme)
Me and my girl did a flaming panda last night
by Mosue February 20, 2024
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Panda

Panda is a character from Jujutsu Kaisen
Is that a figurine of my glorious king Panda??
by Schizo!?!? November 23, 2024
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