Never cross an andy because if you do you will be the one suffering mass casualties and not by obvious situation but by freak accidents of natures that defy the laws of the very fabric of time and space itself. If you cheat on an andy a tree may fall in front of your house or a shodowy figure will appear out of nowhere in you room when you sleep to fuel your very nightmares. Andy is not a sex a sex god but he does know what hes doing in the sheets and goes that extra mile in the sheets to assure his woman that hes with that her desires will be fufilled by him and only him. If you betray him he will cut you off and you will freeze to death from the cold side of his heart. Never take an andy for granted because he means what he says n delivers on promises. Dont try to get into an andy's head or you will get lost forever because the first moment he looked into yours he hacked your soul and figured you out. Even if you have ill motives he will play along just to show you how dumb you look but if you have sincere motives he is your greatest ally and is the best member to have on your team. Andy's run a top secret orginization that contains many agents for a greater good. Many agents of andys are highly trained by disguised to look foolish and slightly dimwitted but beware they arent as "nice" as an andy. Its the mercy of an andy that keeps us from wiping out injustice with horrifying events. All i can say is i have an andy. He is my king and i am his queen.
"Give me that feeling forever andy"
Guy 1 "andy is a fag
Guy 2 you are just a hater
*andy takes a seat*
Guy2 "oh hey andy its good to see you"
Guy1 " whos the fag now"
Andy "eat a dick guy 2 i could smell your bullshit from a mile away. C'mon guy1 i got someone i want to introduce you to"
*hot girl walks up to shake guy ones hand*
Guy 1 "andy is a fag
Guy 2 you are just a hater
*andy takes a seat*
Guy2 "oh hey andy its good to see you"
Guy1 " whos the fag now"
Andy "eat a dick guy 2 i could smell your bullshit from a mile away. C'mon guy1 i got someone i want to introduce you to"
*hot girl walks up to shake guy ones hand*
by ChAiRsOnFiRe November 17, 2017
Andie
by Ur muuuuum March 20, 2021
by YAYBAE_123 January 03, 2022
She is so hot the kindest friend the person that owns 6 dogs and loves only 1 dog, she helps her friends in their hard times. she is like a therapist.
by gigianajejemon November 25, 2021
Andie is not a simple person. She can be shy and quiet if she doesn't know anyone in the room, but if she is around her friends she is very very loud and funny and friendly. She loves to listen to all different types of music and can't pick an aesthetic to save her soul. She also will spend her free time napping. She is smol bean at heart and most def a baby, but if u get 2 cocky (literally) she will top u. She also requires all ur love and affection. And ur hoodies. She's a very messy person, but it's an orgAnized mess. She loves taking pictures so if ur side hobby is photography, yay for her and u. Her whole personality is just chaotic neutral. Bring her to parties, and let her stay the night. She'll love ya.
by SoftScreamer March 05, 2020
by andie :)) February 12, 2022