sawdust warrior

A notoriously poor man or a man who can’t get out of debt

“Jimmy still hasn’t paid off his student loan debt off”
“He’s a sawdust warrior”

by South Eye Joe February 26, 2023

Shadow warrior

Someone who hides their dick in the shadows during sex because of it’s embarrassing small size.

“Damn Eugene, how has she not dumped you with that micro penis”
“Don’t worry, she hasn’t seen it, I’m a shadow warrior”

by Veisnsnka July 26, 2022

pizza warrior

People that fight for your right to enjoy cheese pizza no matter what the manufacturing date is, as long as it's not 18 years or older.

Matt Gaetz is a real pizza warrior, much like Roy Moore, Tim Nolan, Dennis Hastert, Richard Dasen Sr., Keith Westmoreland, Paul Ingram, Earl Kimmerling, Stephen White, John Hathaway, Robert Bauman, Dan Crane, Donald Lukens, Strom Thurmond, and Donald Trump.

by anonymous January 15, 2023

Tinder Warrior

Typically a girl, who has years of experience on the dating app, Tinder.

Wow Ellie is such a Tinder Warrior

by ShagaaaLot November 16, 2021

Social Justice Warrior

An activist who is motivated more by a love of conflict than by a desire to accomplish the (typically liberal) purported political goal. Whereas regular activists prefer to win without a fight, a social justice warrior prefers to fight without a win.

"I have to spend an afternoon sorting through my old Twitter posts. If I don't, some self-righteous social justice warrior might go digging and try to whip up a mob to get me fired for using a currently-disapproved term sixteen years ago when I was in high school instead of just privately asking me to remove it."

by IowanStill September 2, 2023

wdyll warrior

Someone who adds you on snap, asks “wdyll” and once u send a pic, unadds and/or blocks you.

Also pronounced “what do you look like warrior”

A: “did that girl ever add you back?”
B: “nah, she unadded me after I sent a face pic”
A: “she must’ve been a wdyll warrior”

by fearofnapalm December 2, 2023

spode warrior

An ancient warrior for a large crusade that wears penis shaped helmets, and who’s main goal is to achieve all gayness among humanity.

I was walking my elephant when i came upon a group of spode warriors, i ran in hope of maintaining my heterosexuality.

by Boondocks1017 January 9, 2019