A poor old bald drunk bastard, in his 30 ' still living with mama. Who can't get it up, it's hard to screw a piece of rope.
Wakes up in his mama's single wide with his hand holding his rope. Mama says son have you tried twisting your rope. Male swamp donkeys do it!!!
by Blue Smurf 76 May 30, 2015
by Marc December 18, 2003
EX:What you had sex with jj in a swamp and it was your first time
EX: grose your a swamp queen or abreaveated it's (SQ)
EX: grose your a swamp queen or abreaveated it's (SQ)
by Jeffrey Collins February 10, 2007
by swamp watt August 31, 2016
A large girl or slut who likes to cause a lot of drama! She lurks into the scene with taking advantage of unwilling men!
A Swamp Donkey is a Cheerleader who takes advantage of an unwilling coach who manipulates him while he is drunk and then wont go away!
by Hamp-Mike-P, and C-3 February 02, 2010
Eldest sibling of the family who wears a bell as jewelry on holiday gatherings. Also known as swamp sister in some eastern philosophies.
by beecolony November 27, 2009
A crazy old red headed motherfucker pretending to be a high school ag teacher that tells unbelievable bullshit that is completely and utterly...false.
"Even though I'm 5'1", 240 lbs. I used to run track and bench 350, and I also can shoot a ping pong ball off anyone's head from 250+ yards with a crossbow.....I AM NOT A SWAMP DONKEY, YOU GODDAMN LIL BASTARDS!"-MW
by IMakeSparksWhenIWalk40 December 17, 2008